Foot fetish lamp prototype 7 

When you get your hands on one of these people you have to consider yourself lucky. If you happen to be unfortunate enough to not be wearing socks when you meet them you can expect your toes to be licked clean. According to old legends they once sucked off satan for 1 shilling, two pence and a used condom.

"Woah man that person is crazy, ripping off that person's socks like that"
"Prb a foot fetish lamp prototype 7"

Foot fetish lamp prototype 7 by Anemoneee__ August 4, 2023

floor board lava lamp 

a sigma fire song by lil young chaos

man have you lesson to floor board lava lamp

floor board lava lamp by lil young chaos May 3, 2024

shattered lava lamp

Clapped/ cooked/ ugly

Damn that girl built like a shattered lava lamp

shattered lava lamp by Urmomsfavourit3 May 19, 2024

Trucker lava lamp

The act of when you fill up a clear jug with urine and ejaculate into the container so it floats around like lava.

Hey driver I filled up my old milk jug with urine yesterday and was watching my favorite guy on guy porn video and had no towel too ejaculate on too so I did it into the jug and made a trucker lava lamp.

Trucker lava lamp by FatherStevefaketrucker September 13, 2025

Castlederg Salt Lamp 

When you fill a girl’s mouth with pop rocks and receive a blow job from her

I got a Castlederg Salt Lamp yesterday it was great

Castlederg Salt Lamp by jaffa67 October 4, 2025

Lamperry 

The loving relationship that exists between footballers, John Terry and Frank Lampard. The pair play for Chelsea FC and the England NT. The origin of the word comes from the combination of their last names. The word Tampard is not a substitute for Lamperry.

Bob: What's your favorite football bromance?

Steve: Mine has to be Lamperry.

Lamperry by Bluemonster67 August 13, 2011

lamperti 

bad luck while traveling by airline. A lamperti could be lost baggage, weather delays or equipment failures. All lapertis will result in arriving at your destination late.

I can't believe our luck on this trip. We had three lampertis from Portland to West Palm Beach today.

lamperti by airline pilot February 21, 2010