keeper

Defines a turd that resists flushing...it is still in the bowl after a flush, hence a keeper.

"Hey, come check out my keeper!"

by edawg999 November 1, 2006

zoo keeper

the act of gathering various pets or animals and placing them in your bed while you bang your girlfriend -> may result in various scratches all over your body

charicter one: - i pulled a zoo keeper last night
friend: - really? how was it?
charicter 1: - it was going well untill my girlfriend found out it was the dog licking her and not me

by dan and eric September 26, 2006

keeley

a girl who finds definitions of the name "Daniel" and then picks out only the gayest ones to show to him, implying that he is a "fag that likes it in teh butt". However this actually isn't true. Despite all of this daniel still thinks she's cute ;D

That girl keeley won't stop giving me examples of the name daniel.

by thatoneging August 28, 2009

keefey

adj. very cool
noun. a person who is very popular and is 'cool'

Wow, Joey is so cool, he's so keefey.

Do you know those whores Kirstin and Carolyn? They are truely keefeys.

by bob =) May 4, 2005

Keeper

One who sumbits to anothers sexual favors.

You are my keeper and I want to have sex with you.

by joey gladdus August 6, 2011

keeper

A pimp, or panderer, and by definition thereof: psychologist, groomer, educator, father figure, best friend, and mate.

I ain't her keeper.

by Elroy Fitz January 31, 2004

keefe

a faggot that slightly resembles a hobbit or beaver

Garrett is such a keefe.

by austin menard January 16, 2004