The coolest mother fucker to walk the face of the earth that has the motto of beatin cheeks, smokin herbal and makin money. also is extremely powerful, god does not have shit on him.
by Bonafidehustla January 20, 2011
One of two Am. Idol winners to do anything in the music industry (2nd being Carrie Underwood). Her music is considered to be godlike by those who are fans, and extremely emo and homosexual to the highest degree by those who are not fans.
by LAUNDRY CHUTE April 18, 2009
Phone animal welfare I can hear a cat being torutured! No wait....Kelly Osbourne has just come on the telly.
by Brigante June 13, 2005
by anyssa75 November 11, 2008
Lauren Kelly is one of the single most amazing people anyone will ever hear about. Let alone have the luck to set your eyes on. Try and find someone more perfect than her, but you won't. Who ever has the luck to hold her in his arms is the luckiest person in the world. She is loving, caring, beautiful, sexy, clever, helpful, intelligent, and this list could go on forever. She is the closest you can get to an angel and she very well might be in fact. She is the sweetest girl and if you are lucky enough to meet a 'Lauren Kelly'. Just try not to fall too deeply in love with her, because I know I did
by h7jack October 20, 2013
She is the Entertainment and news director for Kidd Kraddick in the morning. She is from Florence, SC and moved to Dallas in 1994 to join the show as Kidd's sidekick. This was the birth of the ever so popular Kraddick/Rasberry chemistry that has now launched the show into national sydication. The morning show is on in over 75 cities. *SIDE NOTE: Big Al played no role in the show's increased popularity and expansion*
I was listening to Kidd Kraddick this morning and Kellie Rasberry kept talking about her next door neighbor named Cosmo Brockinton and chicken bogs.
by KKITM listener November 14, 2008
jarrod kelly defiantly isn't the sharpest tool in the shed but he is defiantly the right guy to go to for a good time. his extremely large penis and his sexual manner makes it all worth while. dont be alarmed buy his uncontrollable blinking
guy: how tf dose jarrod kelly get all the chicks?!?!? i mean he hardly passed second grade. fml
girl: cause his dick is bigger then 12 inch. soznotsoz xxx
girl: cause his dick is bigger then 12 inch. soznotsoz xxx
by Styles 917 July 20, 2016