ned kelly

another term for having a wank ! usualy used in the australian army

cpl: smith you in here ?
smith : ned kelly !
cpl : ah ok

by bvvvvt January 3, 2012

Kelly Clarkson

One of two Am. Idol winners to do anything in the music industry (2nd being Carrie Underwood). Her music is considered to be godlike by those who are fans, and extremely emo and homosexual to the highest degree by those who are not fans.

KC FAN: KELLY CLARKSON IS THE BEST SINGER IN THE WORLD

KC HATER: PLEASE, MY WALRUS SINGS BETTER

by LAUNDRY CHUTE April 18, 2009

kelly osbourne

Oxygen thief who is ugly, brattish and has no talent. Owes everything to her father.

Phone animal welfare I can hear a cat being torutured! No wait....Kelly Osbourne has just come on the telly.

by Brigante July 15, 2008

connor-kelly

To receive a connor-kelly is to get a practice blowjob

that girl Molly just gave out a connor-kelly. Six times in one weekend.

by anyssa75 March 28, 2009

Lauren Kelly

Lauren Kelly is one of the single most amazing people anyone will ever hear about. Let alone have the luck to set your eyes on. Try and find someone more perfect than her, but you won't. Who ever has the luck to hold her in his arms is the luckiest person in the world. She is loving, caring, beautiful, sexy, clever, helpful, intelligent, and this list could go on forever. She is the closest you can get to an angel and she very well might be in fact. She is the sweetest girl and if you are lucky enough to meet a 'Lauren Kelly'. Just try not to fall too deeply in love with her, because I know I did

Angel Beautiful Lauren Kelly

by h7jack October 20, 2013

Kellie Rasberry

She is the Entertainment and news director for Kidd Kraddick in the morning. She is from Florence, SC and moved to Dallas in 1994 to join the show as Kidd's sidekick. This was the birth of the ever so popular Kraddick/Rasberry chemistry that has now launched the show into national sydication. The morning show is on in over 75 cities. *SIDE NOTE: Big Al played no role in the show's increased popularity and expansion*

I was listening to Kidd Kraddick this morning and Kellie Rasberry kept talking about her next door neighbor named Cosmo Brockinton and chicken bogs.

by KKITM listener March 30, 2009

jarrod kelly

jarrod kelly defiantly isn't the sharpest tool in the shed but he is defiantly the right guy to go to for a good time. his extremely large penis and his sexual manner makes it all worth while. dont be alarmed buy his uncontrollable blinking

guy: how tf dose jarrod kelly get all the chicks?!?!? i mean he hardly passed second grade. fml
girl: cause his dick is bigger then 12 inch. soznotsoz xxx

by Styles 917 July 20, 2016