brown jewel

The opposite of 'crown jewel'. A shiny dud.

Craig Kimbrel is the brown jewel of the Cubs' 2021 fire sale (after losing 12 of 13).

by jimbo_yourmom July 9, 2021

Stool Jewel

A beautiful woman sitting by herself at the bar

Boys! It looks like we’ve found ourselves a stool jewel on a Tuesday night. Back her up bar keep!

by Mark Daniels February 20, 2022

Jungle Jewel

A jewel osco typically in an area with a high black population

That jungle jewel was so ghetto

by Dears Eric October 17, 2023

Crown Jewel

The absolute very best of something. Typically, an adjective that refers to something that is the best it can possibly be based on qualities of being exceptional or nothing but the best.

My professor is the crown jewel of the English department; she's the very best and the most knowledgeable.
The Vespa Granturismo Vintage is the crown jewel of scooters.
Jordans are the crown jewel of the sneaker world.

by juxtapositionofsouls May 14, 2024

Jizz jewel

A descriptive word for children

My little Dina is the brightest jizz jewel in her class receiving the highest marks on her exams

by Carameldancer May 16, 2025

Marcus and Jewel

The best, best friend duo in the world!! Nobody can ever break up this group of friends. Have an unbreakable bond. If yu see this duo you should avoid because they would rock yo shii. They are nice,funny,honest,and energetic.(like a lot…) Never can be broken up. If yur name is jewel and marcus you need to be love the other person because they would be and awesome best friend!!!!!

Person #1: You see Marcus and Jewel
Person #2: yeh wat about them

Person #1:Dont mess wit dem they’ll wat yur coochie

by FsFsmarc November 28, 2021

The Magic Jewel Bus

When a woman consumes the man's family jewels (aka the testicles) and puts them in her mouth and down her esophagus and into her lower intestine until the testicles can be visibly seen protruding from her rectum.

During Sunday School, Bridget had a sudden craving for dumplings. Her needs were promptly satisfied when Gary performed The Magic Jewel Bus.

by Tayfar589 February 3, 2026