January 28

Kick anyone named Ralph in the dick day! Have fun

“Hey Ralph it’s January 28 do you know what that means”. “ it’s national kick a Ralph in the dick day watch out bro”

by Mirvetalsahhaf January 28, 2020

January 13

chill w ur niggas day

yo u tryna pu to my crib?

yh man me and my niggas gon chill on january 13

by slickjeez October 16, 2019

January

A very unique name, generally owned by a very unique person. A beautiful woman.

January was exquisite.

by Jan W-B. February 2, 2010

January 22

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 22
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."

by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019

January 17

National fuck your girlfriend day

It’s January 17,Go fuck your girlfriend

by J Gross November 29, 2019

January 23

The day were you get ask out your crush and they have to say yes

(Person 1) Hey wanna go on a date
(Person 2) no
(Person 1) but it’s January 23
(Person 2) ok then sure

by I’m_using-my_real~name January 22, 2020

January 13

The day where feelings die

It’s January 13th, guess it’s that time again..

by Aivr October 18, 2019