When a man is standing up to pee and then feels an uncontrollable diarrhea shit enter the equation so he has to stop peeing, spin around, and sit on the toilet to unleash so he doesn't shit his pants and all over the floor.
Last night I got up to pee and at first didn't have to take a shit, but then mid-pee I felt a big crap ignoring the stop sign, so I pulled a Crazy Ivan just in time to avoid disaster.
by JABRU24 August 13, 2023
Get the Crazy Ivanmug. by sam silva May 3, 2023
Get the ivan silvamug. Da infamous "insider trading" crook who got busted 'cuz he couldn't resist regaling everyone with braggardly tales about da windfall profits of his clever sneakiness.
If Ivan Boastky had just kept his mouth shut, he might have gotten away with his chicanery, just as Odysseys could likely have escaped da cyclops's wrath if he'd just quietly sailed away, rather than loudly shouting his triumph at having outsmarted said murderous giant.
by QuacksO January 27, 2022
Get the Ivan Boastkymug. Girl: Ivan (absolute lad) has the biggest cock
Girl's Best Friend: I can see, he's such a great guy.
Girl's Best Friend: I can see, he's such a great guy.
by Inoco November 21, 2021
Get the Ivan (absolute lad)mug. by Ocean Pinch January 24, 2019
Get the Ivanmug. Ivan is a wonderfully and caring person he is always there for his friends and will help you through anything although you can't see his pupils in his eyes because they are dark brown you can still sense he has a kind heart with the softest hair known to man your lucky if you know an Ivan. Definetly has gay bitches. TOTALLY FUCKABLE AND PEGABLE!!
Gurl 1: have you seen Ivan Alan Flores I miss him.
Gurl2:no sorry I'm in love him tho
Gurl:are yall talking about Ivan Alan Flores I'm a lesbian but he's still hot.
Gurl2:no sorry I'm in love him tho
Gurl:are yall talking about Ivan Alan Flores I'm a lesbian but he's still hot.
by Haventhetrannie February 23, 2022
Get the Ivan Alan Floresmug. To be an Ivan O'Shea takes an unbelievable amount of awesomeness and talent, only someone of insanely superior skill and attractiveness can pull it off. You are jealous of Ivan O'Shea and his superiority in every way and if you aren't then you are in denial.
Alex: Oh my god look over there, its a Ivan O'Shea
Katie: You're right, sorry Alex. I'm going to go have sex with him.
Katie: You're right, sorry Alex. I'm going to go have sex with him.
by Irish Beaut March 9, 2012
Get the Ivan O'Sheamug.