Gods gift

He is a fool that has an egg head and sucks cock

Y u gay like gods gift

by Theeagleeye May 28, 2019

Primus' Gift

When performing vaginal sex, the penetrator yells at the top of their lungs: "CYBER KEY POWER" before climaxing.

"Yeah, I gave her Primus' Gift last night. If you know what I mean"

by 84everfan March 27, 2020

Treat something/someone like gifts from god

The loving of something or someone so much.

Not so sure about to Treat something/someone like gifts from god.

by chriscrabcreator August 3, 2023

Gift

A hands on or physically giving some one a gift to someone

I gave my girl a little D as a gift

by Mrsweetness December 24, 2018

Not screw a gift horse in the mouth

Don't screw a gift horse in the mouth is akin to the time honored phrase "don't look a gift horse in the mouth" which basically means don't be critical of gifts or people might not want to give you things in future.

This promotion is right up your ally Smith, now lets not screw a gift horse in the mouth!

by bhnicfh August 28, 2011

Gift cards

Money but you can only spend it on fuckass woollen carpets from ‘Home Solutions’. Don’t be a retard, put money in the fucking card.

Person 1: What did you get me for my birthday?
Person 2: Some gift cards for woollen carpets
Person 1: Boy, fuck you! You smelly shit licking bastard! Just give me normal fucking money!

by Mr. Horny Dinosaur September 28, 2025

unwrap my gift

To remove the clothing from an attractive lady, especially one whom you have either just recently met or have not previously had the privilege of undressing. Expression is used by a horny guy in an effort to portray a more "tempered" and less openly-lustful attitude/mindset to the lady, and to indicate to her that he values and appreciates her whole person, and that he wants to admire and touch her all over her body, not limiting his attentions to merely the "fun zones".

She (being led by the guy to his car): You're handsomer than you look in your online profile!
He: Well, thank you, Gorgeous --- and I must say that YOUR photos didn't do YOU justice, either --- you look even more scrumptious than I'd ever expected! Ooooooh... I just can't wait to get home so I can unwrap my gift!

by QuacksO February 2, 2013