car surprise

The synergy between a driver and their vehicle when an unnoticed object suddenly appears in their path, leading to a quick slam of the brakes and "oh shit!" expression of the driver. The vehicle itself jerks back suddenly, as if the object has startled it.

Usually occurs while making one's way around corners or in parking garages.

What a dip....Mike's been drinking all day and now he's trying to parallel park. Every time he starts to back up and looks in his rearview, he gets car surprise.

by LuckyPucker April 3, 2009

Ninja Car

A vehicle that appears out of thin air, completely parallel to your car, the moment you start to change lane.

I tried to change lane, looked in the mirrors and everything, but as soon as I started, a ninja car suddenly WAS there and blocked me. It came from nowhere!

by FDaihatsu August 18, 2010

car dealiar

Variant of Car Dealer. Car Deliar is somebody who will screw over by telling you lies about the car you want to buy. You will probably know that he lied after you actually bought the car.

- I went to the car dealiar today. I shouldn't have bought what he told me to. It looked like but when I got home, I noticed it was a bicycle.
- He is a liar. You are stupid.

by MACMAS October 30, 2013

lgk car

a beasty vehicle, that does unkown speeds and is owned by the feared lgk gang.

what the fuck was that, man... i think it was the lgk car.

by benjahman doody December 17, 2008

shopping car

Any small car which is designed more for carrying shopping between supermarket and home than any other purpose. Often popular with the Barry crowd due to their low resale values and insurance premiums.

That's not a street racer, it's just a shopping car with three-spokes and a fart can exhaust.

by Timberwolf March 3, 2005

car conference

A name given to conversations had in a car at the end of a night out, in which events and goings on of the evening are discussed at length, along with the consequences of these events, people who are hated, people who are loved, the outlook for the future, and love and life and mankind in general; all the big philosophical questions. Often take place between the hours of midnight and 4am and can also be described as a "post-party debrief".

Person 1: God, what is my life.

Person 2: Look at your life, look at your choices.

Person 1: It's fine, we'll car conference it up later.

Person 2: Thank god for the motherfucking car conference.

by fordsmax June 22, 2012

Car throttle

A sick car youtuber who does loads of mods

Let’s go watch car throttle

by Me lil j December 14, 2018