An expression to convey surprise or even delight utilising the alliteration of letter ‘r’.
The surprise of having been anally violated in some violent manner in a farm yard or back country setting.
The preposition can vary but the sentiment remains the same. For example, ‘Roger me rigid with a barn pole!’ ‘.....up a barn pole!’ etc...
The surprise of having been anally violated in some violent manner in a farm yard or back country setting.
The preposition can vary but the sentiment remains the same. For example, ‘Roger me rigid with a barn pole!’ ‘.....up a barn pole!’ etc...
by J M Featherstone April 5, 2020

by K-dawg123456789 December 20, 2008

“Devin, I know you like both of those girls. I hate to tell you, but you can’t put one horse in two barns!”
by CowboyCaleb May 11, 2019

by David March 16, 2004

Did you have sex with my barn owl is what to ask when you find your barn owl at the neighbor's, dressed in gaudy lingerie and smelling of cheap booze and jizz.
A positive answer can wreck a barn owl's reputation.
A positive answer can wreck a barn owl's reputation.
Frontenac was obliged to ask, "Did you have sex with my barn owl?" when he found "Barney" at his neighbor's in a compromising position.
He was extremely relieved to hear the answer, "No, we just got to third base."
He was extremely relieved to hear the answer, "No, we just got to third base."
by scodder May 14, 2010

Dan : "Hey Abbie, how's the workout going?"
Abbie : "Yeah, really great thanks. I'm sweating like a fat bird, in a bin bag, at a barn dance!"
Dan : "Good work, you won't be a fat fucker for much longer!"
Abbie : "Yeah, really great thanks. I'm sweating like a fat bird, in a bin bag, at a barn dance!"
Dan : "Good work, you won't be a fat fucker for much longer!"
by scooner March 21, 2018

the act of using your own earwax to lubricate rubber underwear for s&m. Although originally used as a substitute for talc, it was discovered to leave a strangely pleasant tingly feeling, particularly in the crotch area
by sky vicker walk October 26, 2016
