by somone123 September 5, 2012
Get the bed paralysismug. 
the sleeping place for sleepy swimmers, usually referring directly to the tender tissue inside the ball sake. a place of rest for sperm. is a delicasie in many african tribes
person 1: wow i would totally watch the exterior of your socculent moist sperm beds while your naked
person 1: while i sit here i can allow my sperm to rest in my sperm beds
person 1: while i sit here i can allow my sperm to rest in my sperm beds
by noodles1234 October 24, 2011
Get the Sperm bedsmug. My girl invited me up to play some bed yahtzee, and I was all excited until I got up there and she hands me 5 dice.
by marxizzle May 14, 2014
Get the Bed Yahtzeemug. The term "Bed Sitting" applies to an individual who has no purpose in life and sits in a bed all day, preferably their partners bed. When an individual is bed sitting, they tend to have their laptop with them and watch Youtube videos all day while their partner is out making a living to support the individual who is bed sitting.
Scenario:
Man1: Hey have you seen Jessica lately?
Man2: No i havent... but if you check the snap map location, it shows she is still at Smith Ave where her boyfriend lives.
Man1: She is always there right? I wonder why she is there everyday?
Man2: She is probably bed sitting for when her boyfriend comes back from work to support her lazy ass!
Man1: Hey have you seen Jessica lately?
Man2: No i havent... but if you check the snap map location, it shows she is still at Smith Ave where her boyfriend lives.
Man1: She is always there right? I wonder why she is there everyday?
Man2: She is probably bed sitting for when her boyfriend comes back from work to support her lazy ass!
by ConnorsCure November 19, 2019
Get the Bed Sittingmug. by JimboJones1 December 14, 2011
Get the bed gnomemug. John: I heard you got an imperial bed. Bob: Yeah, the salesperson told me it was Henry VII's bed. So I took her word for it.
by wordempire June 16, 2014
Get the imperial bedmug.