I’m cooked

Basically means “I’m done for”.

His dick is so big, I’m cooked.

by Kittyflip April 10, 2024

I’m a Russian spy

It’s a very good a nice complement to yourself and it’s a great thing to say around the public! This word boost confidence and is a very good comeback.

Opponent: Look at this nerd with big glasses

Crowd: OHHHHHHH OH MY GOD!
You: I’m a Russian spy

EVERYONE: GONE

by Ridikreaper June 11, 2023

Then I would like I’m supposed to act like you

An old internet meme used as an insult against ones personality

To a person kinda stupid: Then I would like I’m supposed to act like you

by Bettimusmaximus123 June 25, 2018

I’m Batman

I’m Batman isn’t a term used when a man fights crime, but a term when a man is fighting to not end it all, really it is a cry for help

I’m Batman

by Pandapiers June 12, 2023

I’m off out

Leaving to go somewhere.

alr mate I’m off out

by TwistXL February 22, 2023

I’m A Brand

When someone completely loses their sense of humour because they don’t think it fits in with their brand

Andrew screamed “I’m A Brand take that off Instagram immediately!” when he saw a hilarious joke his best friend made that didn’t fit with his YouTube Channel’s “Andrew On Glue” brand.

by seanalfred January 31, 2021

I’m dead

I’m dead means: either I’m blushing so hard it’s hard to speak or I’m dead no if so or buts

Shai’s bf said: you so cute when you do that

Shai:I’m dead

by Ahahaha...no January 10, 2021