hamar

An alternate form of lawl or lol. When someone says 'hamar' it means that something is funny. Some may say it is the brown way of saying something is funny since 'hamar' sounds a bit like the name Kumar.

Person 1: "I ate too many nachos and puked!"
Person 2: "Hamar."
Person 1: "It's not funny."
Person 2: "HAMAR!"

by clarbear May 28, 2010

human crack in the flesh

His name is Juelz Santana. Just as Christ brought the Word of God to the people; Juelz brings us that CRACK fore he is crack; crack in the motherfuckin flesh.

Rev. Juelz: That aint no music u supposed to be listenin' to
12 yr old Disciple: C'mon man, it's that crack right there.
Juelz: Crack? Whatchu know about crack? U dunno nuthin about no crack.
Disciple: Oh?! I Know Santana got that Crack!

WHAT'S HIS MOTHERFUCKIN NAME?!
Juuuuuueeeelzzzzzz
! S A N T A N A !

by PSxy May 9, 2005

human

superior speices on planet tellus (earth). Existed for about 10000 years++. Have invented fire, internet, hamburgers, pizza, electolux vacumcleaners, dollars.
Killing each other for money and power.

by T May 27, 2003

human

Any bipedal creature; almost always irrational, immoral, irresponsible, self-centered, presumptuous fools

... Just go find someone...

by Kuromori June 22, 2003

human geography

The social science of how geographic location affects human culture and phenomena.

In AP Human Geography today we studied how living near lakes affected how people lived.

by bdfhjl August 27, 2006

human centipede

Sexual act involving the connection of three human beings via face to bung hole. In most cases knee caps are broken to simulate proper centipede moving mechanisms.

Man last night sucked I got stuck as the caboose in our human centipede.

by swiss beets April 30, 2010

the human torch

taking the skin of your nut sack and pulling it over the top of your penis while your partner nibbles or sucks on your balls.

The longer the pubic hair, the better looking the flames. Fire crotches resemble the flames even more

I was trying turn up the heat on our relationship, so i pulled out the human torch. It got that bitch all hot and my balls got nibbled on.

by R-fresh November 30, 2007