human diaper

The unsubtle version of Cunt for Red October, the human diaper is when you are being spooned by your partner, lift your top leg in the air, and pull their legs between yours so it looks like they are your diaper. Then you proceed to rip ass.

I ate a bunch of mustard and relish and chocolate chips that night because Veronica totally deserved the human diaper after what she did to my brakes.

by ectofunky July 11, 2011

Shredded Humans

Go to google. Type in this word followed by the word lyrics. Yes, it's by Cannibal Corpse. Now, shit your pants.

I shat my pants just reading the words to Shredded Humans... Fuck man...

by dick4brains November 6, 2011

Human Dog

A person who has a very sensitive nose

Have you seen John? I heard he is a Human Dog.

by CcDragz December 1, 2022

human mortar

The act of bending a human over, inserting a funnel in their ass, feeding them laxatives, and letting the shit launch from their sphincter.

The enemy has taken the frontlines! Quickly, prepare the human mortars! They won’t expect such abrasive weaponry.

by Nireves October 23, 2018

Human Roomba

When a 40+ year old man walks around nude and unknowingly cleans the floor with his saggy balls (ideally while humming).

Take off your shoes before going into Justin’s house. He’s a human roomba and his floors are spotless.

by An Albino Rhino January 13, 2019

pig human

a person who appears to be related to or part swine. They may have features such as snouts, trotters and are usually obese

person1: damn she ugly
2: probably a pig human

by viniggar February 2, 2019

human carpet

when you are so bored you just lay on the ground.

im a human carpet.

by yo-yo im the cool kid June 3, 2018