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Jack Patterson-Howard

Born to “Haiiii<33 :3” Forced to “Yo wassup gang”
FUCK SOCIAL STANDARDS AND EXPECTATIONS - Jack Patterson-Howard
by Panucci’s_Aaa May 23, 2023
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jade howard

Jade Howard is perfect even though jade Howard's can be a slut at times she makes up for it by being a beast in bed
Person 1:Damnnnnnn jade Howard's fucked me

Person 2:wait me too...
by jadetheonisionlover February 14, 2017
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Howard

The biggest "catfish" you'll ever meet. He enjoys long walks to living to play PS5 and fights Chabogaboes. Tall, sometimes sweet but a fun guy.
Look at Howard. With his catfish a#%. Lol
by seeR eseeR November 24, 2021
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Todd Howard's tall tales

Next to having little hands and little eyes, Tiny Todd "Tippy Toes" Howard is known for walking around in high heels and tellin' great big lies. His long-suffering wifelet says that he's got a little schmeckle and tiny little teeth. He wears platform shoes on his nasty little feet. When detected in public it's evident that he's got little baby legs and that he stands so low, even a child would have to pick him up just to say hello! He should get in his little car and just go beep, beep, beep because nobody cares about his deceptive manletspeak. We don't want no more tall tales around here.
Manmore 1: Oh great, Bethesda is releasing another overpriced shovelware role-playing game soon. Little Napoleon Howard promised to finally add a height slider to the character creation menu this time. Manmore 2: That's just another one of Todd Howard's tall tales! That dwarfishly stunted, petite and effeminate microscopic runt of a homunculus Ewok sissy manlet boy is way too insecure about his laughably girlish height to ever permit such a thing. Manmore 1: What a meddling manlet he is! Short people got no reason. Manmore 2: Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator September 13, 2024
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HOWARD RIZZ DAY

Ladies and Gentlemen at Howard University test out their luck with rizz today.

Ladies don’t be afraid to walk up on the guys
Men don’t be afraid to walk up on the girls
If u see someone you like go talk to them even a simple compliment can get u far.
I’m so excited for Howard rizz day I can’t wait to rizz up a female hopefully she will like me back and I can get her Instagram.
by Josh Widespoon September 7, 2023
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Xavien Howard

The best corner in the nfl EVER
Guy 1: That corner is so good
Guy 2: He must be Xavien Howard
by xavienhoward25 March 23, 2022
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Alisha Howard is so in love with Joshua Jenkins. She can't wait to spend the rest of her life with him. He is funny, smart, sexy and a perfect match for her.....He loves loving up on her!!!!! To the crayons
by A loves J January 11, 2023
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