Hemoshart

When you have hemorrhoids and you fart and a little poop comes out along with a little blood.

I had a hemoshart at work while wearing my smart new white pants. I don't know what was more embarrassing, the red or the brown. My shoes did not go with either.

by icyhot123 January 10, 2009

Hobosa

An urban cocktail consisting of equal parts bum wine and orange juice. Also known as a "Bumosa".

Mimosas are for faggots. Let's drink Hobosas.

by Charles Broccoli December 4, 2010

Homeschool

It’s like going to school but at home. You obviously don’t have to spend 7 hours sitting down in a hellhole. You’d learn more at home than school (which is kinda true.)

Homeschool - Can also be referred to - Homeschooled - Homeschooler(s)

I was homeschooled
He was homeschooled.

The homeschoolers might not afford school.

by Spritish Channel February 27, 2020

homosexual

1.A person who has sex with someone of the same gender.

the argument that homosexuality is not natural is irrelevant for two reasons. first because were not the only animals to do it, and second because being natural dosnt mean it's bad or good. Poison is natural, so are vitamins.

Unfortunatly there are alot of gay people with AIDS. But what of the heterosexuals with AIDS? Is god punishing them? That's like saying anything bad that happens is because God is pissed at you. Would you tell a child that was molested it was his/her fault because God is pissed?

Dumbass!

by Jennifer93 August 11, 2006

homosome

A chromosome which is genetically responsible for the homosexual tendencies of a person.

Hey Gonzales, that guy looks a bit fruity to me!
Don't be judgmental, Rastenborsky. Can't really blame the mate. He's got one too many homosomes.

by Pedro Chacha May 17, 2008

conformist homosexual

A conformist homosexual is a gay person who attempts to conform to the heterosexual world, through actions such as getting married, and moving to the suburbs.

Sue - "Did you hear about David and Bob? Apparently after their honeymoon they are moving to upstate New York with their pet dog"
Sally - "Dude! They're the biggest conformist homosexuals I've ever met!"

by McFandrew December 5, 2009

demipanromantic homosexual

When someone can be romantically attracted to anyone regardless of gender, but only when they know and trust them well enough to feel that way, but is only sexually attracted to the same sex.

He was demipanromantic homosexual, so although he was attracted to boys, he was willing to date the girl he had grown close to over the past few years.

by ShadowKnight76 January 1, 2018