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Hitler in the Bunker

The highest level of fucked imaginable. If you have fucked up this bad, there is no chance of recovery or redemption. Nobody will ever be able to justify your actions, and at this point total defeat is inevitable. Your best hope is to make peace with your deity of choice and end it all before the Russians do it for you.
John: On a scale of 1 to 100 how fucked am I?
Jack: On a scale of 1 to 100? You’re Hitler in the Bunker.
John: That bad?
by Kronl October 11, 2023
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hitler slap

A man with a short mustache that when a woman is asleep, pulls out his wiener and repeatedly slaps her face until he is fully pleased. Then attempts to kill ones self.
Wow! I cant believe Andrew would try to hitler slap his own mother!
by NiggaQuotesNigga April 17, 2015
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switch hitler

Klaus von Weinerstein is a shortstop as well as a switch hitler.
by Spookyscary October 9, 2016
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Hitler's fight

When Hitler challenged anne Frank to a duel he aimed and pulled the trigger however his gun was made in America. The bullet could sense the Nazism in Hitler's fingers and turned arownd in midair screaming "Right back at ya, buckaroo"

and Killed Hitler
("Hitler's fight')
by Totaly not a boy named dillin October 18, 2019
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space hitler

sheev palpatine, who arguably should have told anakin to spare those younglings so they could be inquisitors like palpatine wanted them to be
"hey you know sheev palpatine?"

"Yeah he's a real space Hitler."
by shinydaumbreon May 3, 2021
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strawberry hitler

A strawberry hitler is when a woman is on her period, inserts a finger into her bleeding vagina and retracts said finger and smears blood on another person's upper lip in the shape of a hitler mustache
Guy1: That bi chick gave me a strawberry hitler last night. It was sooo fucking hot.
Girl: Ew
Guy2: What the fuck is a strawberry hitler?
Girl2: *whispers in his ear*
Guy2: Lucky bastard!
by Jay "my dads dead" Bortner February 24, 2017
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Hitler's Cigar

While getting a blow job you stick your finger in your asshole and rub it on your partner's upper lip.
She was a champ for asking me to give her Hitler's cigar last night.
by anonymous June 9, 2016
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