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douche hitler

A term used to describe a person who is a complete prick who wants all of the respect and power that comes with authority but none of the responsibilities the job requires. Also, it defines a person who steals credit like it was Poland and is clearly anti-Semitic. (Contrary to popular belief, a Jewish person in a position of power can also be a douche hitler which is doubly insulting and egregious on their behalf).
Our hipster boss took all the credit for the success and is getting a promotion! What a douche hitler!
by #douchehitler November 1, 2015
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strawberry hitler

A strawberry hitler is when a woman is on her period, inserts a finger into her bleeding vagina and retracts said finger and smears blood on another person's upper lip in the shape of a hitler mustache
Guy1: That bi chick gave me a strawberry hitler last night. It was sooo fucking hot.
Girl: Ew
Guy2: What the fuck is a strawberry hitler?
Girl2: *whispers in his ear*
Guy2: Lucky bastard!
by Jay "my dads dead" Bortner February 24, 2017
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Hitler's Cigar

While getting a blow job you stick your finger in your asshole and rub it on your partner's upper lip.
She was a champ for asking me to give her Hitler's cigar last night.
by anonymous June 9, 2016
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switch hitler

Klaus von Weinerstein is a shortstop as well as a switch hitler.
by Spookyscary October 9, 2016
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Hitler's fight

When Hitler challenged anne Frank to a duel he aimed and pulled the trigger however his gun was made in America. The bullet could sense the Nazism in Hitler's fingers and turned arownd in midair screaming "Right back at ya, buckaroo"

and Killed Hitler
("Hitler's fight')
by Totaly not a boy named dillin October 18, 2019
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space hitler

sheev palpatine, who arguably should have told anakin to spare those younglings so they could be inquisitors like palpatine wanted them to be
"hey you know sheev palpatine?"

"Yeah he's a real space Hitler."
by shinydaumbreon May 3, 2021
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Hitler maiden

A psychotically conceited or narcissistically ambitious female who viciously and compulsively goes through life turning any and every situation into an opportunity for her to separate the "superior and flawless" (like herself, of course) from the "loathsome and disgusting".

No matter the situation, it's a guarantee that she'll be openly treating certain people like rotting dog shit, while then turning immediately around and treating certain other people like blue-eyed Nordic royalty -- with her selection criteria being largely dependent on a person's ethnicity, beauty, physique, and apparent wealth.

She more often directs this treatment at males, although in certain circumstances she'll subject females to it, too. But the overriding point is that she just can't ever stop herself from doing it.

The term derives from Adolf Hitler's German youth programs, whereby he selected "pure Aryan" males and females for his indoctrination and breeding.
"Dude, you don't wanna wait in that line. The girl at the register will openly treat you like shit because you're not "master race" enough -- She's a total Hitler maiden."
by C'est Logique October 14, 2011
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