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henry james

synonym of handjob; can also be shortened to "hj."
I dare say, how was I supposed to know Lady Catherine would deem me worthy to receive a Henry James after our short turn through the drawing room?
by ttatpg June 29, 2011
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Thierry Henry

Deffinately the best striker to play football ever. He scores a lot of goals. He plays for Arsenal and is French.
Did you see Thierry Henry's goal last night? It was amazing!!
by Ur Maw July 4, 2007
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Henry County

- a place where you see the same faces everyday.

- a place where there is nothing to do

- most popular mall is: WAL-MART and GOODWILL

- Rednecks,Blacks, Hispanics, some Asians, other race are random

-regardless of the population growth, everyone knows everyone

- a place where expensive things arent safe.

- crimes consist of drugs, robbery and shootings

-Education consisting of :drop outs and 30% of high schoolers going to college ( i am obviously the 70% that is not in college

- road kill on every other street

-rare home for celebrities and movies

- mostly lower class and middle class but the occasional upper class.

-Teens are either overweight, too skinny or in shape

- regardless of curfew, kids stay out egging houses and being annoying

- the distance to travel to other counties is great

- it is easy to stay connected to fellow classmates and co-workers

- at night depending on where you stay, it is silent.

-Music and dancing is a big thing here.

-Everyone either wants to be a rapper or actor but you have a hand full that have real dreams

-Dirt Bikes, Four wheeler can be a problem to property

-Houses are either, foreclosed or for rent.

- due to house marketing, you can buy a house for cheap

2 stories can go for 30,000

-neighborhood watches
still finding what is so special about henry county
by Apparently I live there June 28, 2011
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Henry Zimmerman

The lead Guitarist in Pinkleef.
He is also a hot highschool boy, that has 2 awesome brothers.
Chick#1: Dude, Sarah is sooo obbsessed with Henry Zimmerman!
Chick#2: I know! She freaked because he talked to her!
by UnknownPinkleefFan April 13, 2010
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Dirty henry

The act of meeting a stranger in a shopping center and being dragged into the disabled toilets to then ejaculate on her and run away
Henners did a classic dirty Henry
by Hammer123time April 14, 2020
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Henry Ernaut

The most amazing puppy like person ever! He has huge greenish blue eyes and an adorable face. He has potiental for an affro. All ladies adore and love Henry Ernaut.
Lily: Henry Ernaut is a beast
Aden: I know right!!
by Lilicalikespants October 26, 2011
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Going Henry

When someone drinks so much at the bars that they end up embarrassing themselves in front of a pretty girl, forcing her to take care of him while he is throwing up. Other characteristics of a person Going Henry include (but are not limited to) waking up with an unidentifiable black substance on one's face or sitting pants-less on the toilet for no apparent reason.
Oh man, I can't believe how Henry I went last night. I get the feeling that Sheila won't be calling me back anytime soon.

John is so drunk that if he takes one more shot of tequila, he'll be Going Henry on me tonight.
by DinkAndFlicka March 8, 2009
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