bitch helicopter

Someone who is both a gossip and someone who hovers around you and others, constantly comparing themselves to others, an eye in the sky, watching everyone's lives and complaining about how theirs is worse. In effect, a person who always bitches and complains about everything you do.

Example:

A: Man, Christie's complaining about how Ashton got that new car for his wife the other day, now she wants a new car too.

B: Dude. She's such a Bitch Helicopter. Always hovering around people.

Example 2:
C: Charlie's always worrying about others, he complains about how i'm apparently "A little fat"
D: Girl, Charlie's such a Bitch Helicopter. If He wants those girls so bad, he should just hover over there and get one.

by rtmpgt August 29, 2017

Doing the Helicopter

literally fucking a helicopter in the exhaust pipe.

Dean joined the air force because he's a mechaphile who always dreamed of doing the helicopter.

by DrFuxyaraw September 15, 2016

the helicopter

Term used to describe a full-blown temper tantrum, characterized by throwing onesself onto the floor and violently flailing their limbs, kicking and screaming.

If Mark doesn't buy me the new Mercedes SLK for my birthday I'm going to have to show him THE HELICOPTER!

by Barbiegirl007 April 22, 2006

Chocolate Helicopter

thirty minutes before you go to Golden Corral you eat a box of Ex-lax. When you get to Golden Corral, you need to stick your dick in the chocolate fountain then grab onto the ceiling fan and start spewing.

Man a: You told me you were going to Golden Corral on a date, how’d it go?

Man B: I asserted dominance on that bitch by showing her the chocolate helicopter.

by Jizzle Vanity November 14, 2020

Chinese helicopter

When a woman is giving a blowjob, and she's spinning around the mans penis, and she suddenly shits a bucket of chowmein in a spiral around the room.

We got charged by housecleaning because Suzy dropped a Chinese helicopter on the walls.

by Shitbox Charlie December 11, 2012

Attack Helicopter

Right Wing Slang: Someone generally considered a danger to children. A violent sexual predator. "A nonce".

"I identify as an attack helicopter; which is why I'm not allowed within 100m of any school."

by Phrankk December 1, 2020

Attack/helicopter

Attack/helicopter are neopronouns used by homosexual people who fully support the LGBBBTTTQQIAAAPPPNUUU+ (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Biromantic, Bigender, Transgender, Transsexual, Transromantic, queer, questioning, intersex, aromantic, asexual, agender, pansexual, panromantic, pangender, non-binary, unlabeled gender, unlabeled sexuality, unlabeled romantic attraction) or Alphabet Mafia, community and think every single gender, sexual, and romantic identity is valid. They are usually Non-Binary, but not always.

attack uses attack/helicopter pronouns, please respect helicopter.

by Bob button March 5, 2021