Thinks he can match
people, but is fairly incompetent. Is a dry texter, with an interest in
golf, because it was recently found, that he has no mates. A Harry will typically come into your life with the sole purpose of annoying you. He will appear in the strangest of situations. I would recommend locking your
door at
night before having sex. Despite this, a Harry will often get into shenanigans. Word of caution if your name is Harry, sleep with one eye open as you could very well get a
bucket of piss thrown on you.
A Harry is typically a heavy drinker, with precious little in terms of interesting features - Harrys often have a very
low alcohol tolerance, regardless of how much they drink; be careful around him or he might threaten to strap your relatives to fireworks.
Harrys are not known for their sense of imagination, direction, or musical
talent. When an accusation is passed his way, a Harry is very quick to jump on the defensive.
If you witness a Harry approaching, start running in the opposite direction immediately, and
don't look back.
"
Time seemed to stand still as they lost themselves in each other. Harry's fingers tangled in Jodie's hair, pulling her closer, deepening the
kiss. Jodie's arms wrapped around him, pulling him in as close as possible, their bodies
pressed against each other."
