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Translated from Bulgarian (Бадемово Щастие), Almond Happiness comes from a R34 post of Almond Cookie, a character from Cookie Run: Kingdom. In the image Almond Cookie showed naked with his arms crossed, while his body and dick (happiness) is hyper (the character's anatomy is unrealistically large). It can also be used to name a person who's dick is hard as Almond Cookie.
Valyo: You remind me of Almond Cookie with your hard dick...
Bartolov: Really? My Almond Happiness (Бадемово Щастие) is ready to penetrate you..
by dihanov October 29, 2024
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jerking off with happiness

You like the pleasure your self in a sexual way to cause a slight of happiness which is not given to you by a women at this point.
I'm having a wank because I'm lonely, so jerking off with happiness is the way to go.
by Jesus da bomb January 28, 2014
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road of happiness

The strip of hair that connects your belly button to the package of happiness...
Wow David, your road of happiness is so narrow!
by GebNa April 1, 2017
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love and happiness

Love and happiness is a great feeling. When you feel love and happiness you should definitely give someone a hug
by aleks_lif May 20, 2017
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opposite of happiness

by Fun times 101 July 9, 2021
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13th day of happiness

"Happiness on January 13" is a very good day for Poles. On January 13, the online store under the name shoppe withdraws from Poland. Annoying ads with children's songs that used to annoy everyone will disappear and never come back.
-Hey!
-What?
-Tomorrow is the 13th day of happiness.
- That's right, I'll prepare the champagne.
by CRAFTEROSKI January 12, 2023
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Money can’t buy happiness

Phrase One of the biggest lies ever told by the rich to make the poor feel like they don’t need to work harder.
Rich man: money can’t buy happiness
Poor man now feels like he’s happy for what he has
by AlxR25 November 1, 2023
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