Happiness

Happiness can be said in a way that sounds wrong:

Ha! Penis!

>_> lol

Girl: Happiness!! It's sticking out!
Boy: Huh?

The boy obviously doesn't get it.

by SxHxW June 8, 2009

Pursuit of Happiness

When your fucking a girl in the ass "doggy-style" and doing the rubik's cube simultaneously and you must finish the cube before you cum.

Oh my god, after the SAT, I pursued happiness to the greatest extent possible with Marissa.(transitive verb)

After the SAT, Josh gave me the pursuit of happiness, but he forget the algorithm so it took foreverrrrr.

by steve gross December 15, 2008

Artifical Happiness

Another name for ecstasy. so named because some people take it because otherwise they have never known happiness in there entire life and many may never other wise.

John has to take artifical happiness.

by Deep blue 2012 August 21, 2010

Happiness

It's unobtainable to whats the point defining it

Oh mother, I've attained happiness! Oh wait, i'm on acid..

by Tom May 2, 2003

happiness

Box of little muffins to eat after bunning your joe

Stoner1: Have you got any happiness?

StonerB: Dunno, what's happiness?

Stoner1: Look it up on www.urbandictionary.com, dude

by matt the jakie August 5, 2004

Happiness

"The contemplation of another's misery." - Ambrose Bierce (Author)

Happiness is not to be confused with love, which creates satisfaction for all parties, for example your spouse and yourself.

by Hermes Llecrow June 3, 2006

happiness

having sex with multiple, very hot women, while eating a Hershey bar. Mmmmmmmmmm.

"Hey Chuck, remember that time I had sex with those two asian chicks while eatin a Hershey bar.. that was awesome..."

by Chris Fay February 16, 2005