hand happies

the cramps you get in your hand from jacking off to much

He hit it so hard that he got tons of hand happies.

by omenboy June 19, 2003

Happiest

Feeling of being loved by your favorite person

Paige makes me the happiest because I’m the luckiest with her❤️!

by FunnySmile16 June 26, 2018

hip hop happinen

The act of being off the chain (see fly)

that shit is hip hop happinen

by davidthugmasta77 November 12, 2007

Handiness

This is when a male human is born with a hand penis, or a handiness, where his regular penis should be. A person with a handiness ussually has finger sticking out of there dong, and sometimes has a palm on the top.

Girl: hey man, whats up?
Dude: Not much, wanna suck my handiness?
Girl: eeeewww! perve!

by shitdood December 28, 2007

I ate appiness

A slang meaning I ate a penis (used to troll people)

user: say I hate happiness
user 2: I hate happiness
user: now say it without the H's
user 2: I ate appiness
user: oh fr?

by amoungusinnosloth August 19, 2023

Happies

-noun

a term of endearment for herpes: any of several inflammatory diseases of the skin, esp herpes simplex, characterized by the formation of small watery blisters

Oh man! what's that on your lip? Happies? You do know that cold sores are a type of herpes?

by cockbeer December 14, 2010

2nd hapiness

the happieness you body gets from sleeping

the sleep caused 2nd hapiness

by crunk m June 9, 2005