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Hamburger Pants 

A fictional version of pants where instead of fabric, they’re made of hamburgers. Hamburger pants are said to be made out of stacked Big Macs that are glued together with cheese.
Elliot is sitting in front of Milo in art class, staying silent until he utters the name of the most disgraceful piece of clothing ever imagined, “Hamburger pants.” Milo stares at him in shock and fear, trembling in his seat as Elliot laughs maniacally.

hamburger mode 

what you do when you get scammed by a smelly curry muncher and need to take your anger out
I went hamburger mode on my teacher Mary Lusk after I got scammed out of all my money.
hamburger mode by RobertWoods October 30, 2023

Hamburger Style Blowjob 

The act of sandwiching the penis between the testicles and performing a blowjob. After completion, the 'hamburger' is wrapped in the nearest piece of clothing by the giver as they shout, "ORDER UP!"
That girl last night was wild! I will never forget that hamburger style blowjob!

hamburger manouever 

To fold the two testicle over the penis, then proceeding to squeeze the testicles to ejaculate with optimal force.
I got my nuts stuck in a vending machine, only way out is the hamburger manouever
hamburger manouever by user2452058 February 6, 2024

Hamburger Time 

Noun: Death

"You're actually closer to dea- "
"NO. SCHTOP. PLEASHE CALL IT HAMBURGER TIME WHEN YOU ARE AROUND USH."
"hankboigers times 🥰🥰"
You're closer to "hamburger time" if you don't see a doctor

hamburger melodeath 

An americanized form of melodic death metal combining said genres with elements of groove metal and metalcore. Typical traits of this genre include predominantly harsh vocals (although cleans can make an apperance), syncopated rhythms and heavy riffing reliant somewhat less reliant of melody and leads and more reliant on rhythm. Most of the original Gothenburg melodeath bands ended up switching to this sound in the mid 00s (In Flames, Soilwork was a great example)

Examples include: DevilDriver, Lamb of God (some songs), Sylosis, 2000s Soilwork, Later In Flames
"You ever heard of DevilDriver?"
"Typical hamburger melodeath, but god damn they're good at what they do"