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Hurricane Cake

Floridian specialty consisting of decorative Icing made to look like a hurricane for a hurricane party. Blackballed by Publix grocery store management for contributing to the promotion of illicit hurricane parties. Their idea is people should evacuate to safety and not get drunk and eat cake.

That is highly debatable.

In the end it winds up never being a serious storm at all. Central Florida gets worse afternoon thunderstorms than most "hurricanes". Storms with names just last a bit longer and have more palm fronds flying about. Unless you made the worst possible decision in your property choice (I.E. on the beachside) there is literally no reason to plan on anything but some rainy weather.
Sucks that your Publix isn't cool enough to ignore the company ban and make you a hurricane cake on the low man.
by dnbdave November 14, 2022
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Hurricane

Hurricanes are large vortexes infamous for their spinning, banded shape. Hurricane intensity varies, from the weakest, with 74 mph windspeeds, to a category 5 190 miles-per-hour monster.

Hurricanes could be deadly; recent examples include: Maria, Irma, Harvey, Florence, Michael, etc.
Or they could just drag off to the ocean, as most do.

A average hurricane season has 7 hurricanes.
2 of these 7 average hurricanes, in average, strike the USA.

The strongest part of a hurricane is the "eyewall", the outer part of the eye of the storm. But, inside of that eyewall; sits the eye, the calmest part of the storm.

Hurricanes lose power over land and colder waters, and gain power in areas of low shear and hot water, which is needed for the storm.

Hurricane Name change for basins:

Indian Ocean : Cyclone
Northeast Pacific : Typhoon
Atlantic : Hurricane
"Hurricane Katrina is heading towards Mississippi and Louisiana, and could bring flooding into the plains."

"Hurricane Irma has made landfall in Cuba as a category 4. It's now heading for Florida at the same intensity."
by lobkwlekek1 November 9, 2018
mugGet the Hurricanemug.

hurricane snacks

Snacks that your parents buy only for consumption during a hurricane.

Snacks that help combat boredom during a hurricane.
Don't eat those hurricane snacks. They are for the hurricane.
by @sscrack August 30, 2019
mugGet the hurricane snacksmug.

Hurricane Beryl

probably the most insane hurricane in recent memory, it took more than 100 kts of wind shear and still went on, making rounds as it was officially announced that this hurricane had CAT 5 winds. this hurricane was, or is, expected to hit the shores of Texas and make landfall after unfortunately hitting the country of Jamaica, killing multiple people in specific towns and areas as it tracked through the Gulf of Mexico. it's both unfortunate, sad, and mind boggling.
July 4 or something...
Holy shit, did you see the news?
Hurricane Beryl just hit Category 5, and is expected to weaken as it makes landfall on the shores of Texas.
And it started on July 1ST?!
by MartianSupremacist July 6, 2024
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Hurricane

A hurricane is a large storm infamous for its rotation around an eye.
The category of a hurricane varies; such as..

Category 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

Each category has its own strength.

The strongest hurricane was Patricia, windspeeds of 200+ mph.
The strongest tropical cyclone was Tip, with windspeeds of also 200+ mph.
"A Hurricane Warning has been issued for New Orleans"
"A Tropical Storm Watch has been issued for Atlanta"
by lobkwlekek1 November 9, 2018
mugGet the Hurricanemug.

Hurricane Cuntrina

Word or phrase to describe a woman or man who is serving cunt
Me “slay the house down boots you serving hurricane cuntrina tonight!”
Her “it’s giving queef partayyy!”
by Isaqueef March 15, 2024
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Hurricane Hormones

A term for the slew of hormones that affect one's mind and body during puberty, often compelling them to do certain things, including delinquency, masturbation, and hiding hamburgers in your ceiling. Term coined by youtuber Brendaniel.
Hurricane Hormones compelled me to jack off again, fuck this puberty.
by Garfibromyalgia March 14, 2022
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