Hose Barb

A middle-aged man who inserts and attaches himself into much older woman’s lives in exchange for banana bread and hummus.

He’s such a hose barb. Every time an old lady shows up he disappears and comes back with snacks.

by Barbra75 February 14, 2025

Garden hose

When someone violently spraying diarrhea out of their prolapsed anus

I had some bad fish, then he fucked me so hard I ended up with a garden hose.

by Richey0134 August 10, 2021

Brown Hose Kick

Getting fucked by a black man.

I got brown hose kicked in the ass last night.

by HotAlienTea December 7, 2019

hose zone

The mysterious place where your sock goes leaving a single instead of a pair.

After doing laundry today I noticed I had 5 socks come out without a mate. Where did those socks go? The "Hose Zone".

by Clean freak November 21, 2013

Wankin' The Hose

When you go to a hoe's house, and commit dubious acts, such as foghorning, and doing real monkey (nigga) stuff.

Dude, yesterday I was totally Wankin' The Hose at this boss's house!

by JasonBourneTheSecond March 1, 2025