homedies

really, really hilarious and cheesy horror movies.
The kind you get in a box set that are usually decades old and filmed in black & white.
Two such movies that would fit in this genre would be Carnival of Souls, as well as the one movie from the same movie collection with the man eating plant.

pronounced: HO-med-EEZ

Jared: These are some homedies shit!
Room: LETS FUCKING WATCH THEM AND GET BEER COS WE ARE ALCOHOLICS
Rachael: I'm too high to focus on these... Let's watch EVIL DEAAAAADD

by Whitebreadface February 20, 2009

hosechat

unwanted conversation with the person at the next urinal

So I'm standing there taking a leak, minding my own business, and this guy next to me starts in with the hosechat. Talk about awkward.

by jmusc February 5, 2010

hose rag

a dirty, loose taint that looks wrinkly like old people skin

Dude, your mom has done some serious "playtime" cause her vadge was such a hose rag

by steelmen21 August 4, 2010

Hose pocket

The body part used for storing the mans penis (AKA hose)

Rachelle is my hose pocket, I love storing my hose up in my girls crotch!

by The Hose Monster/ GirthZilla September 29, 2012

Hoded

Acronym for the phrase "how retarded".

How hoded is Allison? Very!

by OhIDid October 13, 2013

hoedomhood

One coming of age by way of being promiscuous

Jeff has fully grown into hoedomhood, he's doing all the wrong things.
Melissa is being groomed for hoedomhood by the group of girls she's recently become friends with.

by randomgirrrl February 27, 2015

hoedyn

short for jordyn. a girl who is ALWAYS high. you will usually catch her at 4:20 with dwayne smokin the good goods. she is always fucking dwayne 24/7. you may also see her sucking on big bags of potatoes with dwayne. usually a hoedyn never knows what the fuck is going on. hoedyn also gets way to turnt at parties and always ends up in a bed with dwayne

omg did you see that hoedyn at the party with dwayne. they were suckin on some large yams

by turnt tuna October 30, 2016