plow horse

A girl that sleeps around with a lot of guys and has that used , wide set vagina. Her body is just a slab of meat.
I remember that whore Jennifer, I used to take that old plow horse to pound town every night back in the day.
by UhSsSs June 04, 2016
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Horse Porn

by Thomas March 16, 2005
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horse's hoof

The barman's a horse's hoof!
by David Taylor February 11, 2004
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horse's patootie

OLD SKOOL for ass, dumbass, moron, butt, horse's butt -- smell and all
Take the lens covers off the binoculars--you might see better.
Well, ain't I the horse's patootie!

Don't ASSuME. It makes a horse's patootie out of U and ME.
by Harry H. Hardstone January 14, 2010
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Horse Tits

A name commonly yelled out in anger or distress.
Shes Pregnant?!?! AHHH HORSE TITS!!!!
by Gage Butch September 02, 2010
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Water Horse

A piece of shit so long and majestic that it resembles a horse's cock.
Jhagter's Water Horse was almost able to flush itself -- 'twas a beast so mighty, it deserved a saddle
by ncolberg August 06, 2009
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Horse-widower

Horse owners, usually women, who give their horses the best of everything inevitably neglect their spouses and, like wives stuck at home while their husbands worship the golf course, the equestrian set has its own phenomenon, “the horse-widower”, who is left twiddling his thumbs while his wife grooms, mucks out and rides her horses morning, noon and night.
'His wife is always at the stables doing something with her horse, he's pretty much a horse-widower.
by defear September 20, 2010
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