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Hitler maiden

A psychotically conceited or narcissistically ambitious female who viciously and compulsively goes through life turning any and every situation into an opportunity for her to separate the "superior and flawless" (like herself, of course) from the "loathsome and disgusting".

No matter the situation, it's a guarantee that she'll be openly treating certain people like rotting dog shit, while then turning immediately around and treating certain other people like blue-eyed Nordic royalty -- with her selection criteria being largely dependent on a person's ethnicity, beauty, physique, and apparent wealth.

She more often directs this treatment at males, although in certain circumstances she'll subject females to it, too. But the overriding point is that she just can't ever stop herself from doing it.

The term derives from Adolf Hitler's German youth programs, whereby he selected "pure Aryan" males and females for his indoctrination and breeding.
"Dude, you don't wanna wait in that line. The girl at the register will openly treat you like shit because you're not "master race" enough -- She's a total Hitler maiden."
by C'est Logique October 14, 2011
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hitler slap

A man with a short mustache that when a woman is asleep, pulls out his wiener and repeatedly slaps her face until he is fully pleased. Then attempts to kill ones self.
Wow! I cant believe Andrew would try to hitler slap his own mother!
by NiggaQuotesNigga April 17, 2015
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Hitler's Cigar

While getting a blow job you stick your finger in your asshole and rub it on your partner's upper lip.
She was a champ for asking me to give her Hitler's cigar last night.
by anonymous June 9, 2016
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Hitler's fight

When Hitler challenged anne Frank to a duel he aimed and pulled the trigger however his gun was made in America. The bullet could sense the Nazism in Hitler's fingers and turned arownd in midair screaming "Right back at ya, buckaroo"

and Killed Hitler
("Hitler's fight')
by Totaly not a boy named dillin October 18, 2019
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space hitler

sheev palpatine, who arguably should have told anakin to spare those younglings so they could be inquisitors like palpatine wanted them to be
"hey you know sheev palpatine?"

"Yeah he's a real space Hitler."
by shinydaumbreon May 3, 2021
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Mini Hitler

Mini Hitler or known as Sony is a small man who loves hitler and his acts. This makes him more prone to hailing him during class. He often jokes around about hitler and loves him deeply.

When we call him out for hailing hitler he will enter a rage state and start to attack us with all of his might. However if you support Mini Hitler he will yell out GOOD SENSOR and wave his water bottle.

His water bottle may transform into a gas bomb during his rage state
Oh crap Mini Hitler is hailing hitler yet again...
by "okke" February 22, 2023
mugGet the Mini Hitlermug.

switch hitler

Klaus von Weinerstein is a shortstop as well as a switch hitler.
by Spookyscary October 9, 2016
mugGet the switch hitlermug.

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