stinky handjob

A particular handjob exhibiting a particularly odiferous smell, ie) Hagrid and/or haggis

Bro that was a stinky handjob!

by waxonjackson420 June 23, 2023

Schrödinger's handjob

When you are asleep and having a wet dream, and you're not sure where it is a dream or whether it's your best mate wanking you off when you're sharing a bed

Ben woke up in pure euphoria and a wet patch, he rolled over to his best friend blake sleeping next to him. His euphoria swiftly turned to shock and exclaimed "oh fuck, I've had a Schrödinger's handjob"

by Hayden Schrödinger June 24, 2023

Holly Handjob

When your wife or significant other grabs your arm in a swinging motion and makes you stroke yourself off.

My wife grabbed my arm and made me give myself a Holly Handjob!

by Hurricane Timmy July 9, 2024

Canadian Handjob

When a person jerks off two seated friends, one with each hand, using the ski pole method, with winter gloves on.

Those two guys got a Canadian Handjob from that stripper in Vegas.

by Dan5 April 25, 2025

Dirty Handjob

When a girl wipes her dripping cooter unto her hand and uses her pussy juices for a lubricated handjob. The snail trail remains on the hands to enhance the experience.

Man fuck soaking Gabe was telling me about the dirty handjob that the mormon gave him.

by Dirtydaventheboyz May 2, 2025

Armenian Handjob

To give someone a handjob while on a tire-swing

"My girlfriend gave me an Armenian Handjob in her backyard last night"

by dopeshow69420 May 5, 2025

Taiwanese Handjob Technique

A sexual technique including a reverse grip on the penis and a little bit of feet. The feet are used for ballsack stabilization. A chopstick can be used to sound the urethra if desired.

That Asian chick used the Taiwanese Handjob Technique behind the fish market yesterday and I blew a hot load all over her hand.

by Hshsjshshsj May 15, 2025