hairy kirk

A quaalude induced hair style involving the use of one's own sperm as hair gel.

Damn bro that hair is stiff, you must be rocking a hairy Kirk.

by Zombie hair touched September 17, 2013

hairy rag

A cigarette in cockney slang

He rolls himself a hairy rag and puts himself to bed

by KinkyColin January 06, 2014

hairy winston

The act of depositing excrement into ones own hand and slapping the hot steamy load on top of the head or your lover before, during or after sex.

Man: "God babe, you've totally got me so hot, I think I'm gonna' shit myself"
Woman: "Oh wait...do it in your hand!"
Man: (bowell noises) "What the fuck...this is nasty!" Smack!
Woman: "Oh Yes! My own hairy hairy winston!"

by Jakey Jake April 30, 2006

hairy mary

A phrase that indicates surprise. It is generally used by the more random mebers of society.

Guy: Boo!
Random Guy: Hairy Mary

by Ceipher September 21, 2006

the airy hairy

When you get an aerosol can attach one of thoes tubes so that the air goes into hard to reach areas then stick it into a woman's vagina and spray it till they vagina fart. (repeat if necessary)

the airy hairy like everybody pretty much does this.

by Dungeonmaster526 December 24, 2007

Hairy Nips

The greatest intramural roller hockey team ever to play.... on Earth.

We went to see the Hairy Nips play tonight and it was niptacular.

by Joshua Panitzke November 11, 2006

Hairy-nips

What Russian women use to attract their men folk.

Remember the first time we met in Stalingrad, when you accidentally put one of your hairy-nips in my glass of vodka?

by Jack Diddly Squat December 08, 2003