grapefruit syndrome

when ones balls swell due to injury or fatigue.

Alex got kicked in the balls and now suffers from grapefruit syndrome.

by Sir. Qweefs A lot July 12, 2011

grapeworld

The state of being stoned, lit, torched, high, toasted, etc. This is used in place of getting high to be able to communicate with your friends what you're gonna do publicly while keeping what you are going to do a secret to others

Ben: Hey Kyle i got tickets to grapeworld you wanna come?

Kyle: Hell yeah, good thing shannon doesnt know what grape world is.

Ben: i know, i love how mad she gets since she doesnt know

by Ben Crawford April 22, 2006

GrapeFuck

Being "Grapefucked" or "grapefucking" Is not commonly known and used. Although, some people are well aware of what this term means. "GrapeFucking" Is used as a very imaginative way of having sexual intercourse. It is basically using fruit to help someone reach a greater orgasm then usuall.

I love to grapefuck, It feels so good.

I grape fucked my girlfriend wilson, last night. She moaned so fucking hardcore.

by shapekingFU August 5, 2009

Grapejack

A delicious concoction made by mixing Jack Daniels with grape soda, preferably the cheapest grape soda available.

Joe looked through his fridge and grabbed his last can of Shasta grape knowing that a miracle was in the making. He poured it into his Jack creating the perfect Grapejack. And a light shown from above. And it was good.

by Scoot-LB July 9, 2011

Grapestomping

Rubbing ones testicles on the bottom of someone else’s foot

Person 1:”I love grapestomping, it feels soft on my testicles!”

by WH262 February 28, 2018

Grape Nuts

Not the cereal. An advanced stage of nut sweating where your balls feel like they are sliding around in your boxers like a pair of skinless grapes.

Dude, I could really use some talcum powder for my case of grape nuts I got going on here.

by Therealdingleberryjerry June 4, 2018

Grape stompers

Another term for the kidneys. As some people sample urine like fine wine, a haematuria is a fine roset, a dehydrated urine is a strong Pinot noir and a diabetics urine is a moscato. So as the kidneys produce urine, they are the equivalent to the grape stomping stage in making wine.

Damn Susie my grape stompers have been hurting lately, I might have a UTI.

Or

Get him Frank, shiv him in his grape stomper.

by Batteredsav October 12, 2018