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Gooch

A large Saharan sandworm that preys on small black children. A close relative of the Mongolian Death Worm and the worms from the movie "Tremors."
Darius: "Make sure your daughter stays near you on the trip, the Algerian gooch might try to eat her."
TeeJay: "Aight man, thanks."
by p00nSlayer April 23, 2014
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Gooch

Outdoor game involving a frisbee, pitching wedge, and golf ball. Players toss the frisbee then try to pitch their balls from the tossing spot to within a clubs length of the frisbee in the least amount of strokes. Whoever has their ball closest to the frisbee in the least amount of strokes wins that Hooch and tosses the frisbee to a new spot. First to win 3 Hooches wins a Gooch. Hooches reset to 0 to begin competing for the next Gooch. Once a player reaches 3 Gooches they have won and become THE GRAND-MASTER GOOCH and all players that lost must get down on both knees and grovel to the winner by raising hands to the sky and bending over to touch the ground at the winner's feet thrice.
It was a sunny summer day and the park was filled with rousing games of Gooch and grovelers.
by GoatChedda December 12, 2012
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goochy

synonym for pet, derived from the expression "goochy goochy goo" when sb. pet/stroke a pet.
My cute goochy
by paulStiller April 26, 2010
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goosh

transitive verb
to land a nonfatal headshot on another player in cs while the target player is not wearing a helmet. Can not only be performed with "low caliber" weapons, but with all weapons effected by object interference (ex: a wall, door, or box) and far enough distances.
I gooshed that nublet through the wall with my m4.
by shakes_pierre December 28, 2007
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Gooch

This is the term for the male taint. Also known as the area between the 'hung' and the 'bung'.
Her nose was tickling my gooch while I was teabagging her.
by Hugh G Wrection May 25, 2010
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Goochie Momma

A chick who seems to have something up her gooche and for some strange reason... you like it. A hot bitch who nobody likes.
That Goochie Momma Told Me to Leave Cause Someone Didn't Know Me, Man I Want To Tap Dat...
by Property of Barnhart December 16, 2007
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Goosehead

Person or People who constantly chat shit, or talk off topic , i.e quack quack quack!
Man: Blah, Blah, Blah (or some shit)
Me: That bloke is a Goosehead!
by Coley/Wilkesy March 6, 2020
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