If you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked

if you behave like an arsehole, the universe might return the favour.

Person 1:
"Did you hear what happened to my sister at the grocery store?"

Person 2:
"No?"

Person 1:
"She parked across the disabled bays again. Shit had been smeared over her windscreen."

Person 2:
"Well… if you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked."

by sherlock-3 July 28, 2025

I'M GONNA KILL YOU FAGGOT!

Something you shout at any homosexual.

I'M GONNA KILL YOU FAGGOT!

by de-pube April 8, 2024

Never gonna yeet u up

Never gonna give u up+yeet= this word
U just say trick or yet and I f they say yeet u say "NEVER GONNA YEET U UP
If trick say "NEVER GONNA TRICK YOU UP"

Sans:Trick or yeet
Some guy: Yeet?
Sans: NEVER GONNA YEET U UP
That guy: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *gone*

by TheTrollFaceDude January 17, 2021

im gonna touch you

Your friend wants to touch you, with hugs and kisses, of course! What where you thinking?

Friend: " im gonna touch you "
You: "bring it in, buddy."

by I like homestuck 👍 March 6, 2024

It’s gonna break down one day

Toyota

Sure they are reliable cars but when they reach around 700k miles then you will see them starting to have mechanical problems. So wherever it’s a Prius RAV4 or Corolla, it’s gonna break down one day

by EMD F59PHI July 25, 2024

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP

You got Rickrolled lol

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU

by PHILBALL September 22, 2022

gonna have my tray table up

to have dinner, breakfast or lunch. reference to Albuquerque.

"aight bro see ya imma gonna have my tray table up

by trainfan February 13, 2025