Golden Rule

If two men are invited to have sex with the same woman at the same time, it isn't gay if it is in a three way.

She said, 'I know most guys won't freak together,' but she forgot about the golden rule.

by voiceinthesky May 23, 2011

golden rain

The art of maturation in a sexual context. Usually practiced by germans.

Drink my golden rain you dirty bitch

by Fritz PeePants February 29, 2004

Golden Ratio

The perfect ratio of milk, butter, and cheese sauce when making macaroni and cheese so that all of the cheese perfectly dissolves on the pasta without leaving any excess liquid on the bottom resulting in a golden color and the best possible taste.

Warning: The Golden Ratio is nearly impossible to achieve and takes years of practice to even come close to. With Kraft Mac and Cheese depending on the type of noodle it is normally within the range of 1/7 cup of milk and a maybe half a spoon of whipped butter combined with the full packet of cheese against warm pasta.

I had perfectly golden mac n cheese earlier today, and it was fucking sex.

by sk1z0r October 06, 2009

golden arches

The hugely popular, overrated fast food restaurant named McDonaldz where they insist on puttin' a 'Mc' in front of everyword spoken in every establishment.

Their big yellow 'M' is what this term referz to.

Customer: I'd like a coke please.
Staff: Thatz one McCoke.
Customer: Forget it ya McWanker, I'm off to Burger King...

(I know itz not a proper example but who givez a shit, this is funnier)

by Safecracker G November 21, 2004

golden dome

Getting head at the wonderful University of Notre Dame, usually by a chick from St. Mary's.

"Damn, did you hear about Rufio getting that golden dome from that SMC chick in the 24hr lounge?"

"I need to go to Le Mans to get some golden dome before this test."

by CamNF May 22, 2007

golden decker

Urinating into the Upper Deck of the toilet. A spin-off the highly under-rated Upper Decker.

"Dude I just pulled an Golden Decker on this asshat, for being such a douche nozzle"

by IPeeFreely June 22, 2008

Golden Handshake

The act of passing a condom via handshake between bros. Most often occurs when one bro sees another about to get lucky, and either knows, or is unsure, that said bro has readily available protection. The handshake occurs to prevent outside parties from noticing, while at the same time congratulating the bro on his success. Should the act not occur, the unopened condom should be returned to it's original owner.

Bro 1: Dan got with Sarah last night... hope he used a dome!
Bro 2: It's all good, I gave him the Golden Handshake.

by DanTheMan666 October 04, 2013