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Goalied

When you play soccer and someone kicks the ball right into a dudes private area
"Yah he kicked the ball right into my nuts"
"Damn dude you got Goalied"
by Urirrelevantbitch June 4, 2015
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Dutch Goalie

A new and exciting anal sex act with single penetration but a little ball stimulation due to a blocking male's teabagging contribution.
It's a MMF situation. A man takes a woman from behind but, lo and behold, a very tall man is blocking his way because he's trying to get his rocks off between the lady's buttcheeks. Luckily, the original man can get to anal penetration by sliding his cock underneath the hanging balls of the interrupting man and, while his cock is caressed by the interrupting man's (the Dutch goalie) balls, he penetrates the bent over female from behind. Good times had by all.
by Limeylady February 4, 2010
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Holie-Goalie

The female equivalent of a cock-blocker. A friend who prevents a woman from scoring some action. Can also be called a "Trapper-Keeper".
"I could have hooked up with that guy if my ex didn't show up to this poetry reading... He's such a holie-goalie."
by alyssainfinity May 14, 2010
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face goals

what dumbass friend who think that they are cool and like memes, when actually they are white girls who drink Starbucks.
Friend : *sees a funny photo of a face* WOW OMG FACE GOALS
Person who uses memes correctly : *cringes into oblivion*
by hitsuji July 2, 2016
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goalz

An explanation of approval for someone's action. They are achieving the goals to which everyone should aspire.
"That bolognese you cooked was sick! Mum goalz!"
by Londonah October 13, 2016
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Goals

The definition of goals is a noun so amazing that it becomes one of your goals ,, for instance ANGELIQUE and NOURADEAN are goals asf
Woohoo we r goals just like angelique and nouri
by Omfgyaayri September 8, 2016
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goalkeeper

The boyfriend/girlfriend of a person you're trying to seduce.
Person A: But she's taken.
Person B: No matter, that doesn't mean anything. You just have to lob the goalkeeper.
by ab124 October 18, 2009
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