Turd glove

A small bad creature or thing
Listen to that annoying sparrow chirp in the tree. what a turd glove
by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) April 22, 2024
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Mud gloves

Protective equipment required when delivering your mud luggage.
Mitch: “Hey Eliza, how do you reckon I make sure I don’t get any shit on my hands when I go on the mud run?”
Eliza: “I would wear the mud gloves you packed, num nuts!”
by Andos Hastos January 15, 2022
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Peppermint Glove

1.what is used to punch someone in the mouth that suffers from BOATA (breath of a thousands asses)

2.what is used to punch someone in the vagina that suffers from stank bug
damn your breath is offensive, i hope Kimbo shows up with a peppermint glove to punch you in the mouth
by molestedsenses August 29, 2009
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Glove department

A word blank people use to describe what they’re referring to as the glove compartment in a car (mostly black moms).
You do too much. Hand me my belt out the glove department so I can whoop your ass.”
by latrelljennings June 04, 2023
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Sniffing Gloves

When the gynecologist has jar of used gloves that he saves from hot chicks he used them on so he can sniff them later. Sometimes he labels them with patient names
Dr. Goldstein enjoys a nice hard whiff from one of his sniffing gloves before he jerks off.
by Brandon6666 April 17, 2021
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Wedding Glove

When you jizz the in the sleeve of someones jacket sleeve. When the person puts there arm in the sleeve there hand is covered in white.
Teddy Bear why did you jizz in my sleeve? I got Wedding gloved.
by Teddy Beab February 02, 2011
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sock glove

to unintentionaly prevent someone from getting laid
that fag is a sock glove
by iusedtolikepoptarts January 18, 2010
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