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non-glazing

Not doing the act of “meat riding” or “sucking up to someone
Women to her friend: “Is it gay to call another women cute?”
Friend: “Hmm…I don’t know?”
Random Spectator: “That is so non-glazing!”
by LilPorkChop12 December 13, 2023
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Glazed Newman

That shining face, like a sweaty Seinfeld Newman, you get after spending time at the Y.
My boy came out the bedroom in Glazed Newman after putting in 20 minutes at the Y.
by Kennysack79 November 23, 2021
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Glaze Gutter

The signature trough or "gutter" that contains an additional serving of glazed sweetness that has been carved into the top of a meatloaf.
Robert's signature glaze gutter significantly enhanced the sweetness of his famous "meat-candy" meatloaf.
by BobbySouth January 1, 2017
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Glazing the carrot

When a man puts his Wang in the females vagina and it comes out all covered in her cum. Glazing the carrot sexual intercourse between male and female.
I'm going to let my wife glaze my carrot tonight. Oh baby we are glazing the carrot.
by TwitchingWeirdo October 28, 2021
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Glaze hole

When you fuck the hole of a glazed donut until climax and then eat it to consume its strength
"I'm gonna stop by the donut store to get my self a glaze hole!"
by Tittyspanker47 January 23, 2017
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Glaze-a-tron

A person who cock rides people or trends for absolutely no reason.
Bro 1: Yo you are so annoying bro, Lebron is not even that good bro.
Bro 2: Sorry bro, It's not my fault that he's my king and lord and the greatest of all time.
Bro 1: Yea, you're definitely a certified glaze-a-tron.
by cockdudemeatman January 31, 2024
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Glazed Long Jhon

Is The consensual act between 2 gay lovers in which lover A uses his silky smooth mouth to bring lover B to the point of edging. lover B will vigorously pull out to ensure he goes over the edge upon exiting the mouth, once exited he will offload his load upon lover A’s rock hard cock. Lover B then must comense the glazed long John act, in which he will suck/lick/eat his own secret sauce off lover A’s steel rod. Once the rod is spit cleaned and no reminisce of his cum is found upon the shaft he must recite the phrase “You really like your own brand.” Ending with a dramatic jumping high-five to embrace the true beauty of love.
I (male) heard my boyfriend say that he wanted to ejaculate on my sexual appendage and intake the residue orally so I proposed trying a “Glazed Long Jhon”
by 261ERS February 15, 2024
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