Ass Genius

A person who has diluted themselves into believing that their ideas, created in and voiced solely from their ass, are pure genius.

Woman: So you're trying to tell me the inflatable party sheep was just a gag gift, and it came with the KY smears and pubic hair already stuck to it?
Man: Yes! It's really quite remarkable, isn't it?
Woman: Stop talking out of your ass!
Man: Oh, come on - that story was brilliant! It's like I'm an Ass Genius or something!

by Poop Ninja June 15, 2006

idiot genius

One who makes an idiotic decision that results in a brilliant outcome.

You turned a Subaru Impreza STI into an ATV?? That is the most idiot genius thing I've ever seen, you redneck! Make me one!

by the serpx June 14, 2010

genuine

Nickname, commonly used to refer to Kate MacKeigan. Also means ridiculously sexy, being pure and authentic

Come Get Crunk Genuine, ok there la?

by genuine.kate July 16, 2008

Your Genus Penis

The ultimate insult to your friends entire GENUS

Greg: Your mom gay
Tim:Your dad lesbian
Greg:No u
Tim:Your fmaily tree Lgbt
Greg:Your species feces
Tim:Dont make me do it...
Greg: Do wwhatt...???
Tim: Your Genus Penis
Greg: *Explodes and penis gets ripped off.
Tim: I am sorry but u made me do it

by WankMaster54 May 22, 2018

genius

Somebody who creates a cd...gets famouse...and releases the same cd again but with a different name.

by Monk May 12, 2003

Geezus

Another spelling for Jesus. It is used by some non fundamentalist groups that worship or venerate Jesus but want to set there beliefs about him apart from Christian Fundamentalism because they think they are entirly wrong about him.

They believe in Geezus.

by Judge dredd7 July 31, 2011

Genius

A long hair that hangs from an elephants rectum.

I went to the San Diego zoo today and I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw the genius on that elephant.

by itiro December 27, 2008