back door gardening

To shave your ass hair

I've got a big date tonight. I need to do a bit of back door gardening.

by Darkened Joker April 17, 2017

Barcelona Olive Garden

When you stick olives all over your partner's body and then stick a pimiento up their butt.

Babe, can we please do the Barcelona Olive Garden tonight? It's my birthday.

by Mark Question December 2, 2018

Get into the Seville garden

Chill with a dutch women for an evening

I'll get into the Seville garden

by Hfiwjdhizhwhagsb March 18, 2022

Plant the bluegills in the garden

Verb. Hide or conceal evidence or contraband somewhere.

The PoPo comin at us! Plant the bluegills in the garden then let's lay low for a while!

by Terry Bad Ice March 30, 2017

Garden State

It's Zach BRAFF, not Bradford. If you're going to give a definition, at least know the name. I mean, he wrote, directed and starred in the damn thing.

"Like, oh my god, I totally like Zach Bradford.. you know, the guy from Garden State!"
"Zach Bradford.. you mean, Zach Braff? Yeah.. you should probably think twice before you go and say something about him without knowing his name..."

by jezebel January 25, 2005

Mexican gardeners

Three or more landscape technicians who ride in a company pick-up truck at or below the legal speed limit in the fast lane and or usually in the carpool lane on the freeway completely oblivious to the fact that they are holding up traffic or that the carpool lane is not even in effect during that time of day.

Hi, I'm running a little late. I'm on 80, but I'm stuck behind some Mexican gardeners, and I can't even see around their pick-up. Hell, I can't even see thru their windshield. There are three of them packed in together all wearing hats. I guess they don't know that it's not a carpool lanes at lunch. Later.

by Alfetta159 January 21, 2010

uphill gardener

A man that shovels another mans turds with his cock while still nestled in the anal cavity of the other man's corn chute.

Boy, did you see that uphill gardener dancing like a fairy at the bar last night?

by stillboy615 October 29, 2007