by Thicklilmiss March 28, 2025
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Not tonight, I'm pickling my garden glizzies.
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by TastyWhiteGuy April 16, 2025
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by Glizzy-Bear425 April 20, 2025
Get the Flizzy Glizzy mug.enigmatic noun \ ˈä ɡliz‑ē \
An ambiguous item (often symbolic or metaphorical) of no particular form that one is sought out to pursue in hopes of revelation. Commonly used in context of philosophical discussion.
An ambiguous item (often symbolic or metaphorical) of no particular form that one is sought out to pursue in hopes of revelation. Commonly used in context of philosophical discussion.
Socrates: "Hey gang, just a reminder not to keep valuables in your car, someone tried to break into the neighbors' cars last night"
Aristotle: "That’s just dieter looking for the ahh glizzy"
Aristotle: "That’s just dieter looking for the ahh glizzy"
by MUNGA_Glizzy April 22, 2025
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noun
1. A chaotic and confident sexual move that combines unexpected intensity, weirdly effective rhythm, and dirty talk that borders on performance art. The “sauerkraut” is the unpredictable extra flair — gritty, tangy energy that hits just right. It’s the kind of experience that makes you question your preferences in a good way.
2. A person who brings wild energy to the bedroom. Think goofy confidence, questionable metaphors, and a finish so theatrical you applaud without meaning to.
1. A chaotic and confident sexual move that combines unexpected intensity, weirdly effective rhythm, and dirty talk that borders on performance art. The “sauerkraut” is the unpredictable extra flair — gritty, tangy energy that hits just right. It’s the kind of experience that makes you question your preferences in a good way.
2. A person who brings wild energy to the bedroom. Think goofy confidence, questionable metaphors, and a finish so theatrical you applaud without meaning to.
He looked me dead in the eye, said ‘time to kraut up,’ and went full Reuben Glizzy. I woke up sore, hydrated, and somehow subscribed to his OnlyFans. No notes
by LiterallyUseless June 4, 2025
Get the Reuben Glizzy mug.A dude (usually named Thomas) who claims he’s loyal but ends up cheating on his girlfriend with someone from Grove Street. Known for late night minge rubbing link ups, lying through his teeth, and acting confused when caught. May also be spotted saying “she started getting sexual with me” while lying to his girlfriend
“Bro, why is Thomas always ‘just helping with homework’ on Grove Street?”
“Man’s a certified Grovestreet Glizzy Gobbler.”
“He pulled a full on Thomas with that one. Emma deserves better.”
“Man’s a certified Grovestreet Glizzy Gobbler.”
“He pulled a full on Thomas with that one. Emma deserves better.”
by Jordan Browne June 5, 2025
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