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Blue glove

The coating of the blue substance found in a Port-o-Potty on ones penis by letting it dangle in the water.
Jack prolly would have gotten his dick sucked if it wasn't for that blue glove.
by STDfree December 4, 2017
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Glue Glove

When you ejaculate in your hand after coitus or masturbation and then proceed to high five someone.
Yo bro, after Vicky and I boned I totally gave her a glue glove.
by Fyce May 8, 2020
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burger glove

Euphemism for an exceptionally tight-fitting vagina. It fits like a glove, around your beef.
“Wow, I fucked Stacey last night, and damn she has a burger glove!”

Claudius slowly lowered himself down upon Penelope, and inserted his throbbing manhood into her steamy burger glove.
by W.L. Sinclair 3rd December 30, 2020
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Mud gloves

Protective equipment required when delivering your mud luggage.
Mitch: “Hey Eliza, how do you reckon I make sure I don’t get any shit on my hands when I go on the mud run?”
Eliza: “I would wear the mud gloves you packed, num nuts!”
by Andos Hastos January 14, 2022
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bald glove

When you stretch a shaved scrotum over your hand like a glove.
I put on my bald glove before i shook his hand.
by TheBaldGlove December 26, 2015
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Golden Gloved

The act of urinating into a latex glove and then slapping someone and popping it on your partners face
I got golden gloved last night and totally wasn’t expecting it!
by Masterdebator1234567 January 2, 2019
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goober glove

a glove that consists of male semen and webs from finger to finger.
after splugerin, i smacked my girl with a goober glove.
by freakoswa February 25, 2011
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