Grade A Cunt

When your being mean to someone for no apparent reason because your a bitch or having a bad day

Jake: What's up, Tom how was your day?
Tom: Shut the fuck Up!
Jake: DANG! Your acting like a Grade A cunt today .

by Jaidyn166 January 22, 2017

grades

A measure of knowledge and responsibility in each academic course taken by a student represented by an alphabetical letter. Though all being practically equal, each can be seen different ways by different scholars.
Alphas:
A=Meh
B=What a dumbass
C=You're retarded
D=You belong in a special needs class
F=Kill yourself
Majority:
A=Outstanding
B=Above average
C=Average
D=Below average
F=Fail
Snapchat users:
A=Smarter than Einstoon! New Jordans!
B=Fucking genius! New fidget spinner!
C=Al-fucking-right, man!
D=Deez nutz
F=Rape dat' teach

Example A: (Gets straight-A report card): Hmmm. I could've gotten a higher 90. Damn me. I probably get some of the lowest grades.
Example B: (Gets straight-A report card): Yeah, I think I did pretty good. I bet I'm pretty good with grades.
Example C: (Gets straight-A report card): Fuck yeah! I'm like fuckin' Albert Einstoon! I should get like fuckin' million pairs of Jordans. 'Cause I be gettin' best grades.
(BTW, alpha's not neccesarily best. Gives you a lot of anxiety.)

by SweetieJew May 13, 2017

Second Grade Insult

An insult that is immature or really just what a kid would say. A typical second grade insult is saying "you're gay" to a person.

Guy 1: "I got some cool shoes today!"

Idiot: "Dude, you're gay"

Guy 1: "Wow, you're reverting to a second grade insult?"

by ImmediateAce March 12, 2014

8th Grade Candy

female 8th graders with nice booty that fuck with high schoolers

"You see Caitlin, bro?" "haha yeah bro she defintely 8th grade candy"

by Yaboii7 June 21, 2016

6th grade drama

When in middle schools, 6th graders cause so much drama

OMG, Tayson and Stephanie are dating! Looks like there's some 6th grade drama going on...

by Mitchel11 September 19, 2017

Third Grade Jokes

Lame ass jokes people said when they were third graders

Timmy: Hey, are you smart?

Bob: yah

Timmy: Spell IT

Bob: S-M-A-R-T

Timmy: I said spell IT

*third-grade niggas*

________________________________________

Christine: Talk to the hand, talk to the butt, talk to the man at pizaa-hut

Mike: okay

*dumbass niggas*

Third grade jokes are lame af

by UnCreative May 19, 2018

fifth graders

In a private school, fifth graders find themselves grown into middle school, without any of their sixth grade public school friends’ advice, as they are being thrown into it, too. The main difference is that, at that point, only the girls are starting to go through puberty, and only very few. Meanwhile, they have to share the hallways with gimongous eighth graders (and their huge seventh grader posse), who, depending on the type of school, may shove them out of the way, beat them, make loud comments about stupid little fifth graders who should go die in a hole, etc. Fifth graders (at least pre- pubescent ones) have an advantage: they are small and fast. In the hallways, they can dart around the sixth and seventh graders to get to their lockers. Another thing: the lockers. Most fifth graders have not gone through puberty and are still kids. So they will construct fake floors and walls in their lockers to conceal their money. ლ($◡$ლ). None of them will have dated anyone by the end of the year, as their crushes are barely blossoming. While some of them may think otherwise, it is a blessing. Oh yeah, AND THIS ARTICLE WAS WRITTEN BY SOMEONE WHO JUST GRADUATED FROM FIFTH GRADE. TAKE THAT EIGHTH GRADERS!

Eighth grader: Jesus these stupid head fifth graders should die. (Fifth grader1 and Fifth grader2 dart past)
FG1: Wait what
FG2: Don’t care. I’m late!

by Rio9 July 3, 2018