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future dead man

An old man, born before 1960, who is therefore old enough to be GUARANTEED to be dead in the future.

Old lady born before 1960 = future dead lady

Old people born before 1960 = future dead people

Old man / lady / person born before 1960 who look to be in decrepit condition and use a medical device typically used by frail and decrepit people (HoverRound wheelchair if morbidly obese, walker, oxygen concentrator or tank with cannula, etc.) = NEAR-future dead man / lady / person

Younger person born in 1960 or later = future immortal (because we're more likely to live long enough to benefit from the discoveries of cures for all aging-related diseases including the aging process itself.)
I was born in 1985 so I'm a future immortal.

That future dead man who appeared to be born in 1948 wearing a Hawaiian shirt told me that turn from the southbound lanes to park by the northbound lanes was illegal. Seems Boomers who are future dead people born before 1960 are of the generation who cares enough to warn strangers of how the stuff they do is illegal while younger generations won't say much about it.
by EgaoNoGenki October 13, 2025
mugGet the future dead manmug.

Futurism

A condition where the person sniffs everyone they meet, everywhere.
He has this condition called futurism.
by Cocoontje April 14, 2023
mugGet the Futurismmug.

future pad

I place where you will live in the future.
I can't wait to get out of this crappy hotel room and into my future pad.
by A & A July 27, 2022
mugGet the future padmug.

future snare

A frequency modulation technique, oscillating between 48 to 143 bpm, of a combination transer and panning effect operating on the reverb applied to the trailing tail of a snare punch, that gives the listener the illusion of signal polarity shift.
Future snare would have my head wobbling.
by dalai mc August 30, 2022
mugGet the future snaremug.

future perfect

An event in which hyperdistributism solves the transfinite line; creating a perfect capitalist-Marxist system.
Future perfect employs the transfinite line; in which the average of the squares of the distances between the ergodicic points and the transfinite line is equal to the tau of the slope of the line.

This is transfinite economics: a perfect solution to poverty.
by zanderfin December 8, 2019
mugGet the future perfectmug.

Black People Futures

E mini and E micro futures created by the CME as a way to trade / hedge against black people on the futures exchange

ticker for december 2024: nigz2024 - mnigz2024
bro i just fullported some black people futures
by Spankythemonky November 21, 2024
mugGet the Black People Futuresmug.

Future

The Future itself is Gary
Gary is so Futuristic that he becomes the future
by Gary201021 May 7, 2022
mugGet the Futuremug.

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