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friend thinning

The act of deleting friends on Facebook whom you haven't talked to in a long time and/or don't plan on talking to again. Sometimes done to escape bad memories of a person or past.
I've gotta do some serious friend thinning... I've got 2000 friends on Facebook and I haven't talked to most of 'em since high school.
by imbrianfellow November 16, 2010
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Friend Farming

When an individual adds a large number of people as friends on Facebook in an attempt to appear more popular than they really are. This is despite the fact that they have never actually met any of the invited 'friends'.
Person 1: WTF? I just got a friend request on Facebook from some random I've never even met! Says she's someone's sister or something.
Person 2: Yeah, I know, I got one from her too, as did everyone from our school. Don't stress, she's not a stalker. It looks like she's just friend farming.

Person 1 clicks "Ignore" with a shudder
by TheLooseMoose February 21, 2011
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Friend-D-A

Like an NDA ("Nondisclosure Agreement") that you agree to when one of your friends who works in a classified field (entertainment, government) let's you in on something not appropriate for public ears or eyes.
My friend told me what the monster looks like in the new J.J. Abrams movie because she works on the set, but I can't repeat it because I'm under a Friend-D-A.
by Snarfblatt June 8, 2011
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Friend Crutch

Someone you use in order to stop boredom because all of your other cool friends are at work, with family, etc.

A Friend Crutch is a person who is usually obnoxious or a tool on certain occasions, but won't make you flip out every minute.
Guy 1: You hanged out with Ryan yesterday?! Dude he is such a tool....

Guy 2: Don't worry he is only a friend crutch, everyone else was busy.
by axemII June 16, 2011
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friend zone poke

A Facebook poke that usually implies the friend zone. It is usually understood that guy and a girl who have poke wars with each other are only meant to be friends.
Person 1: "So you and Sally have been poking each other like crazy. Aren't y'all going to be dating soon?"

Person 2: "No, can't you see we have been giving each other the friend zone poke?"
by dontacceptmyurbanwordplease March 14, 2013
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friend hate

when your friend makes a wack ass joke and you have visceral anger in your heart but they're your friend so you love them
Friend A: "Do you use conditioner?"
Friend B: "Conditioner? I hardly know her!"
Friend A: "I friend hate you so much."
by anti-lunarch December 1, 2019
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Friend-Crush

The phenomenon of becoming fascinated with a casual acquaintance or friend of a mutual friend to the point where your perception of their awesomeness inexplicably inspires you to initiate a new friendship. Upon meeting said new-person the afflicted are riddled with feelings similar to those of a real crush; such as wanting to spend time with them, laughing at their jokes more than others, admiration, girly giddiness, etc., Friend crushes are notorious for striking quickly and inciting gossip. Friend Crushes are more commonly observed in females but are also rampant in the male world, albeit manifesting themselves in slightly different ways, see male specific definition under Man Crush
Lu: "Holy Crap Karamy is awesome, I think I have a total friend-crush on her!?"
by L0o October 27, 2009
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