friends

Liars who make you feel better, then degrade you like you're shit

Hey, meet my new awesome friends. Oh wait, then just trashed my car.

by the realist who knows shit December 27, 2015

friends

Enemies of loneliness

Oh, I heard that Dan had became friends with Phil and had him to fend off his loneliness for him.

by randomgurl April 5, 2017

Friend

I don't have friend

I want a friend

by Wazeera January 4, 2018

Friends

Something I don’t have

“Hey!! Do you have friends??”
“....noooyesss...no.”

by Friends?? August 28, 2019

friends

The only people what speak the same dialect of idiotish as you do, and have the right to bust into your house without asking.

Mom: "Why were you in detention? "
Me: "Oh, me and my friends took this person's sandwich in English class and threw it across the room while screaming yolo."
Mom: "Uh-"

Me: "There was an evil pickle across the room, and we had to save all of our classmates! Jimmy threw the sandwich. He died a soldier's death."

by Captain Lieutenant November 29, 2015

Friends

A term described to random people or just people you know

I'm gonna hang out with my friends now, mom!

by Dino1109 March 27, 2015

Friending

Friending is used bu THE goons yhat means Friend in a indian acsrnt

My friending how are i doing to Day
My friending om Good

by Rarepeppe_ May 20, 2021