got so much wood i could build me a fort

I have so many cars I could "build a fort"

I got so much wood I could build me a fort

by Libbie V June 20, 2015

Fort Peck Struggle

When a man named Grump-Grump and another man try to figure out why his girlfriend said" he looked like he need a pip in his bum" and they are comfortable with each other enough to put fingers in each other's asses and they both shit on each other and wrestle in the shit and they hump so fast the anal cavity explodes and GrumpGrump accidentally pukes watching the struggle.

Let's do the fort peck struggle on old grump and see him struggle.
struggling with the pip in his bum and the Fort peck struggle was rez related.
The first struggle know was by grump and old Fort peck and they struggled

by Drinkee Crow November 22, 2020

Kelly St Fort

A bop

Kelly St Fort over there? Oh yea she’s the bop of all bops.

by ellie peterson March 5, 2024

shag fort

Blanket fort for sexual encounters

Person 1: John has a Shag fort in his living room
Person 2: Man, he's getting laid tonight.

by SolKand January 12, 2014

Forte farto

In music, "forte" (often abbreviated as "f") is a term that means "loud" or "strong." It is a dynamic marking used to indicate that a passage should be played with greater volume and intensity. For example, if a musical score includes "forte," the performer should play the notes more forcefully compared to a passage marked "piano" (soft).

"Did you go to the Bach concert?"
"Yes, I gave a forte farto there."

by Cheburik August 1, 2024

Fort mill middle school

A middle school full of kids who think they’re better than everyone. There’s about 5 actually decent human beings but the rest are annoying trash. They think they’re so cool for getting high, drink or showing up to school with 10 damn hickeys. Fort Mill is literally the worst school in the district. Most people only go there because the other school was locked. Fort Mill is the place to go for constant bullying and just annoying bs. FMMS is the worst school I’m be district.

Fort Mill Middle School is literally the worst! It’s full of hoes who think they’re the best. Are they? No!

by Noot Snoot AR October 8, 2019

pickle fort

A Nashville hussy with a pickle void.

Check out the sweet cheeks on that pickle fort in front of Western World!

by Rusty Dhodes July 3, 2024