Forest Park

Forest Park is the name of a public park located in Queens, New York. It is noted by naturalists for being a natural, free-growing park with a unique terrain of rolling hills deep, rounded pits in the ground that were formed in the Ice Age.

Locals, however, recognize Forest Park as your one-stop location for buying pot, drinking in public, and having lots and lots of gay sex.

"Dude, I was walking through Forest Park and I saw this old guy getting a blowjob from another guy!"

"Shit, is it Wednesday already?"

by Kevin Whom Is Evil June 17, 2008

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forest gump

In its verb form it means to successfully complete a task or chain of events through amazing fluke rather than skill or ability.

In the film 'The Mexican' Julia Roberts can be heard saying to Brad Pitt:

"You've managed to Forest Gump your way through this!"

by paul raine May 5, 2004

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enchanted forest

A plethora of pubic hair madness. A bush can reach enchanted forest status when it begins to travel down the legs and up toward the belly button. The only cures for such a condition includes weed wackers, hedge trimmers, chainsaws, napalm, and agent orange. Be warned that the unicorns, grassland gnomes, and other woodland creatures will not take your distruction of their homeland well.

Damn, your enchanted forest is quite plush today.

by Vladamir Pootzalot June 26, 2006

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Lake Forest

Lake Forest is a place that looks nice. The people are full of themselves and a version of "hood rich" exists here that has never been seen before and that there is no word for because it was probably bought, destroyed, and never released. You will hear the stupidest, most socially inept things come from peoples mouths here, with no excuse for it because these are supposedly smart educated people that think they know about the world but can't figure out simple things around them. And for all the money they have they are never satisfied or happy. They hide their dirt, give each other control, awards, connections, status, information, and expect "people" to be impressed and they are... because they don't know any better and neither do they.

Example 1
College Kid:Mommy, I hate College there are so many "people" here, I don't like what I'm studying, and this place smells.

The Mom:Don't worry my little prince/princess you can come work for your families company and we'll pay you alot and give you a good title.

College Kid:Oh thank God, I almost thought I might have to work, gather experience, and actually make something of myself.

The Mom:You don't have to do anything sweetie, we are from Lake Forest.

Example 2
College Kid:I'm dropping out because school is bullshit and I'm not doing what I want.

College Kid 2:Don't you have to get a job now and pay for the rest of College?

College Kid:Oh no, it's cool, I have a job already working for my family and my parent's already paid it.

College Kid 2:Wow! THAT'S SO COOL!

College Kid:Yeah, it kinda sucks though cuz that means I'll be living back in Lake Forest.

Example 3

Business Man:I had to lay off half the back staff today. It sucked and it made me sad...I think, I can't tell because of the medication.
Friend of Business Man:Why?
Business Man:Well, I wasn't losing money but I wasn't making enough of it and my kid dropped out of college so I needs an expensive car for them to crash and a million dollar condo in The City.It ain't easy pimpin' in Lake Forest. Are you impressed?
Friend OF Business Man:Thoroughly.
Business Man:Excellent, I'm happy now until I run out of medication, lose my alcohol buzz, and go back to work or home to my CHUD of a kid and wife.

by Anonymous The Unforgiving April 4, 2009

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