Dog fog

When a girl is surrounded by good men but she doesn't see them so she often has a propensity to end up with less desirable options who don't treat her right.
"damn bro she keeps breaking up with all these guys!" "Yeah man she's got that dog fog!"
by TheRealDaVinchi March 29, 2023
mugGet the Dog fogmug.

London fog

When you tang somebody after you dip the dick and balls in milk.
by XHennessyx May 1, 2023
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fogged

When an average/ugly woman is completely overshadowed by a hot one. Usually happens when they take a picture together, and the hotter one makes the uglier one look 100x worse by comparison. Its male version is “mogged”. Both terms are frequently used by the looksmaxxing comunity.
Look at this pic that Megan Fox and Lena Dunham took together
“Wow, Lena Dunham was FOGGED”
by jackiebobmaggie January 4, 2024
mugGet the foggedmug.

freedom fog

The smoke left in the air from either lighting a firework or a firework going off.
The night sky was full of freedom fog on the Fourth of July.
by BlakeAP July 4, 2017
mugGet the freedom fogmug.

Parental Fog

A form of brain damage that renders a parent incapable of noticing faults in their own children that they would readily identify in the children of others.
"My son is so smart, he's going to be a doctor."

"Is he the one who glued his head to his shoulder? I think you might have a case of Parental Fog."
by flashwildecard September 9, 2014
mugGet the Parental Fogmug.

small fog

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by the orange gorrilla July 17, 2003
mugGet the small fogmug.

Fog Craze

A condition contracted by those exposed for prolonged periods in foggy conditions.

After being in fog for an extended period of time (commonly no more than 2 minutes) individuals may become disorientated and confused. Unable to retain their focus individuals may begin to enter a 'crazed' like state, running in short bursts in random directions. If unable to escape the fog an individual may begin to run in circles, shrieking, until eventually attempting to burrow into the very ground they are standing on.

If someone is seen in this state then it is already too late to save them, they now think they are a ‘screwdriver’ and will proceed to burrow head-first into the ground. Any attempt to stop them may result in violent attacks and it is advised that you should stand clear.

In the early stages symptoms consist of rash decisions, often wandering in random directions and a glaze seen over the eye. Later symptoms include foaming at the mouth, loud shrieking and the inevitable 'screwdriver' state of mind!
That, son, is a serious case of 'fog craze', we best get out of here.
by Foggyman June 10, 2011
mugGet the Fog Crazemug.

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