Mr Floppy

The name given to someone who gets a Friends With Benefits, but upon trying to copulate fails to get an erection

Tom: Hey did you hear about that Mr Floppy?
Christopher: Oh yeah that was pretty funny
Tom: One hour and couldn't get a boner, had to get a floppy handy
Christopher: AHAHAHAHAHA

by DO DA DOO DOO January 19, 2015

fanny pack full of floppy dicks

1.A person that has an unpresentable appearance in uniform, no military bearing, or respect for senior members

2.A straight up slob

That soldier looks like a fanny pack full of floppy dicks

by dumbbruce17 November 27, 2012

3 1/2 inch floppy

a disk for getting stuff from 1 pc to another 1.
but mostly used in jokes.

(when a computer rejects a 3 1/2 inch floppy)
lorlor: aww thats mean i wouldnt reject a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
georgie: girl, your standards are LOW!

by memememememememememememe May 4, 2006

Hard Floppy

an uncercumcized erection

Wow! You deffinitely have a hard floppy don't ya?

by michelle June 10, 2004

loose floppy dick

When a guy with a small dick uses a method to increase the size of his dick, but it gets less and less hard as it increases in size - mostly because it's unnatural.

Bill: that black dude's dick is so huge!

Tom: yeah but that girl sucked his dick for 15 minutes and he still had to squeeze the base to get it in her... it's a flat out loose floppy dick.

Bill: rofl how embarrassing.

by Akjohnny February 19, 2009

big floppy

When your dick hangs low, and it wobbles to and fro, so you can tie it in a knot or tie it in a bow.

My girl loves to play with my big floppy, she smacks it around like its a speed bag.

by Jay dov June 3, 2016

tera-giga-floppy-thingy

1. When something is so technologically advanced that there is yet to be a name, description, and/or total understanding of the working of said technology.

2. Technology so far advanced it boggles the mind to the point of causing the subject to be unable to express themselves eloquently.

I read the white paper on the new Holographic Data Storage, the process is very... tera-giga-floppy-thingy.

It's a tera-giga-floppy-thingy straight out of science fiction or cyberpunk.

by Reverand Daemon Mosely November 6, 2006